Black Jokes

• Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.




• What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break.

• Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid).

• What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit.

• Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

• What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player.

• What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager.

• Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller.

• Why are black peoples nostrils so big? Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.

• How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

• How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

• Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.

• What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

• How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.

• What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People.

• Why are aspirins white? Because they work.

• How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

• How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving.

• What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start.

• What travels at 200km's a hour? A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

• Why do black women where high heels? So their knuckles don't drag.

• What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you.

• George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!" ... well, swine flu.

• Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.

• What did the black girl say while having sex? Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.

• Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.

• What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy.

• Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it.

• What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.

• Why don't blacks like Tylenol? They have to pick cotton to get to them.

• What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

• How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together.

• Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.

• Why are black guys eyes red after sex? From the pepper spray.

• How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction.

• What do they do with blacks after they die? Gut them and use them as wetsuits.

• How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!

• If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

• What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike.

• What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting.

• Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk.

• Some people have skeletons in their closet. I have a whole graveyard!

• What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.

• What is the world's biggest oxymoron. Black People.

• Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.

• How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street.

• What did the black women get for getting an abortion? Fat cash from crime stoppers.

• Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black.

• What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."

• How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black.

• What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

• Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.

• What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner.