Drug Jokes

• I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.




• I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it — and he's always on time.

• Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

• What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

• Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.

• I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.

• Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.