Funny Questions Jokes

• What do u call a brown chicken and a brown cow?
  BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW
  hahahaha :p

  Submitted by Stacy & Vanessa.




• Ques – How does dogs and women are alike?

  Ans – They neither believe silence is golden nar they can balance a checkbook

  Submitted by jasmeen.

• What is the height of Mixed Emotion?
  Your Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes & you don’t know whether to laugh or cry…

  Submitted by preet.

• Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

  Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

  Submitted by Rohit.

• Q: Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?
  A: To open windows

  Submitted by abhi.

• what is wrong with you?the doctor asked to the banana.

  the banana said:doctor I’m not peeling so well.

  Submitted by Sheela Montinegro .