Little Johny GoDeeper entered his 2nd grade glass room and was confronted with the hottest woman he had ever seen.
After the rest of the class came in, she introduced herself as Miss Lily, and she was going to be subsituting that day.
After school he stayed behind to talk to her.
"Miss Lily, will you take off you're clothes?" he asked
"No." she replied.
"If you don't I'll tell my sister, my sister will tell my brother, my brother will tell my mom, my mom will tell my dad and he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."
"Alright."
Miss Lily took off her clothes.
"Miss Lily, will you lay on the desk?" asked Johny.
"No."
"If you dont I'll tell my sister, she'll tell my brother, he'll tell my mom, she'll tell my dad, he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."
"Ok."
She layed on the desk.
"Miss Lily, can I have sex with you?" he asked.
"No."
"If you dont let me I'll tell my sister, she'll tell my brother, he'll tell my mom, she'll tell my dad, he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."
"Ok."
So Little Johny started to have sex with her. Then the principal walked in.
"JOHNY GODEEPER!!" he screamed.
Then his dad walked in.
"JOHNY GODEEPER!!" he yelled.
Then his mom walked in.
"Johny GoDeeper!!" she yelled.
Then his brother walked in.
"Johny GoDeeper, duuude!" he said amazed.
Then his sister walked in.
"Johny GoDepper." she said disgusted.
"I can't. I'm stuck." said Little Johny GoDeeper.
It was the night before christmas,
When all through the house,
Not a creature was stiring,
Not even a mouse,
With mom at the whore house,
And dad smoking grass,
I just settled down,
For a nice peace of ass,
When out on the lawn,
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung to my feet,
To see whats the matter,
When out on the lawn,
I saw a big dick,
I knew for a moment,
It must be saint nick,
He came down the chimney,
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew for a moment the fat fucker had fell,
He filled all our stockings,
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick,
For my brother the queer,
He rose up the chimney eith a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch blew my chimney apart,
He swore and he cursed as he wrode out of sight,
And said piss on you all,
And have a hell of a good night.
Kissing's a pleasure
Fucking's a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
He says he loves you, and you believe it's true
Until your belly starts to swell and he says hell with you.
10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months and pain
3 days in hospital, a child without a name
The baby's a bastard
The mother's a whore
This never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tore
There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.
One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.
So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.
One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.
"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".
"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."
Three guys die and go to hell.
When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.
"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil.
"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker"
It was the night before christmas,
When all through the house,
Not a creature was stiring,
Not even a mouse,
With mom at the whore house,
And dad smoking grass,
I just settled down,
For a nice peace of ass,
When out on the lawn,
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung to my feet,
To see whats the matter,
When out on the lawn,
I saw a big dick,
I knew for a moment,
It must be saint nick,
He came down the chimney,
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew for a moment the fat fucker had fell,
He filled all our stockings,
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick,
For my brother the queer,
He rose up the chimney eith a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch blew my chimney apart,
He swore and he cursed as he wrode out of sight,
And said piss on you all,
And have a hell of a good night.
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Three guys die and go to hell.
When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.
"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil.
"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker"
Moneys short times are hard heres a fucking chritstmas card
It was the night before christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse.
Moms at the whore house Dads smokin' grass I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I went outside to see whats the matter
Out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew at that moment it must be saint nick.
He came out the chiminey like a bat out of hell I knew at that moment that fucker had fell.
He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He went up the chiminy with just one fart, I knew right then he blew my chiminy apart.
He rode off out of sight saying fuck u all and have a good night!
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ...
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died.
So this guy raised his hand and said " What about sexual exhaustion?"
The whole class burst out laughing.
After the laughter died down the professer replied " Maybe you should consider using the other hand!!!!!"
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
Kissing's a pleasure
Fucking's a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
He says he loves you, and you believe it's true
Until your belly starts to swell and he says hell with you.
10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months and pain
3 days in hospital, a child without a name
The baby's a bastard
The mother's a whore
This never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tore
3 guys get pulled over by a woman cop.
They tried to get out of the speeding ticket, so the woman said if all ur dicks equal up to 15 inches ill let you off.
The driver pulls out his dick which is 7 inches.
The guy in the front of the passenger seat pulls his out which is 6 inches.
The last guy in the back pulls his out and it's 2 inches.
So they get out of the ticket.
After a while they hear the guy laughing hysterically in the back.
The driver asks, "What's wrong why are you laughing?" the guy in back says good thing I was popping a boner.
The local yokel got married and his honeymoon was the first time he'd been off the farm.
He'd saved for twenty years for this, so could afford a classy hotel.
Checking in he said "Me and the new WIFE would like to hire your best room for a week"
"Certainly sir" replied the receptionist. "Would you like the Bridal"?
The yokel looked a bit uncertain, then said "Naw, reckon not, a'll just hang onto her ears 'til a get the hang of it"
One day a mouse comes across an elephant in a hole. "help my please" says the elephant.
No way, says the mouse. I remember you, you smashed my uncle when you stepped on him.
Please cried the elephant I'll do anything.
Let me have my way with you says the mouse.
Reluctantly the elephant agrees.
The mouse gets him out of the hole and starts having his way with the elephant.
Some monkeys are watching from the trees and start to throw coconuts at the elephant.
One hits the elephant in the head. Ow, that hurts cried the elephant. And the mouse says yeah, take it all bitch.
Old Saint Nick, with his big red sack slid down the chimney - and there sat a curvy blonde, wearing a negligee.
"Santa," she breathed, "won't you stay a while?"
"Can't ," he replied, "I have too many presents to deliver. After all it is Christmas eve."
She slipped off the negligee, revealing a lacy bra & panties.
"Oh DO stay a while Santa," she purred.
"I really CAN'T" he replied."I have a whole load of presents for the children."
She slid sexily out of her bra & panties and lay on the bed.
"Please.... please stay," she said in a low husky voice.
"I'll HAVE to stay now," he replied. "I'll never get back up the chimney."One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.
He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"
The hooker replied "100 Bucks"
The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money"
So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs."
So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.
The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?"
She said "200 dollars"
"200 dollars that's a lot of money"
She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs."
So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life
On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package."
"1000 dollars'
"1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money"
So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i had a pussy."
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.
But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."
Moneys short times are hard heres a fucking chritstmas card
It was the night before christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse.
Moms at the whore house Dads smokin' grass I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I went outside to see whats the matter
Out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew at that moment it must be saint nick.
He came out the chiminey like a bat out of hell I knew at that moment that fucker had fell.
He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He went up the chiminy with just one fart, I knew right then he blew my chiminy apart.
He rode off out of sight saying fuck u all and have a good night!
Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.
I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me no one would ever know.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.
I am very desperate and I need your help.
You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.
Do you have a piece of gum?
A guy is in the bathroom taking a piss when this huge man walks in and starts pissing in the urinal next to him.
The guy just happens to look over and see the other guys dick is huge.
Then he walks over and says, "Hey man i'm not gay or anything but what is your name? Because you have the biggest dick I have ever seen!"
The big guy says, "Well thanks man. My name is Ben Rover."
Then the guy passes out.
When he wakes up he says "Whats your name again"
"Well it's Ben Rover" The big guy says!
Oh what a releif i thought you said bend over.
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Little Johny GoDeeper entered his 2nd grade glass room and was confronted with the hottest woman he had ever seen.
After the rest of the class came in, she introduced herself as Miss Lily, and she was going to be subsituting that day.
After school he stayed behind to talk to her.
"Miss Lily, will you take off you're clothes?" he asked
"No." she replied.
"If you don't I'll tell my sister, my sister will tell my brother, my brother will tell my mom, my mom will tell my dad and he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."
"Alright."
Miss Lily took off her clothes.
"Miss Lily, will you lay on the desk?" asked Johny.
"No."
"If you dont I'll tell my sister, she'll tell my brother, he'll tell my mom, she'll tell my dad, he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."
"Ok."
She layed on the desk.
"Miss Lily, can I have sex with you?" he asked.
"No."
"If you dont let me I'll tell my sister, she'll tell my brother, he'll tell my mom, she'll tell my dad, he'll tell the principal and you'll get fired."
"Ok."
So Little Johny started to have sex with her. Then the principal walked in.
"JOHNY GODEEPER!!" he screamed.
Then his dad walked in.
"JOHNY GODEEPER!!" he yelled.
Then his mom walked in.
"Johny GoDeeper!!" she yelled.
Then his brother walked in.
"Johny GoDeeper, duuude!" he said amazed.
Then his sister walked in.
"Johny GoDepper." she said disgusted.
"I can't. I'm stuck." said Little Johny GoDeeper.
One day an old man sat down on a bench and across the street he saw a little boy sitting on the curb.
The old man sat and watched him and saw that he was holding a cat by the tail and had candy in his hand.
Every few minutes, the little boy would pop a few pieces of candy in his mouth, bite the cat on the tail, and scoot down a little bit.
After the man watched the little boy for a few minutes he walked over and asked the little boy what he was doing.
The little boy replied, "I'm playing truck driver!" "Playing truck driver?" the man asked.
"Yeah, I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and moving on down the line!"
One day a mouse comes across an elephant in a hole. "help my please" says the elephant.
No way, says the mouse. I remember you, you smashed my uncle when you stepped on him.
Please cried the elephant I'll do anything.
Let me have my way with you says the mouse.
Reluctantly the elephant agrees.
The mouse gets him out of the hole and starts having his way with the elephant.
Some monkeys are watching from the trees and start to throw coconuts at the elephant.
One hits the elephant in the head. Ow, that hurts cried the elephant. And the mouse says yeah, take it all bitch.
10. Come on, who's gonna find out?
9. I promise you wont choke.
8. Can I get you in the pooper?
7. Trust me, I'm a professional.
6. Well, your sister likes it like that.
5. Wow look at the ass on her!
4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?
3. I gotta poop.
2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?
1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
Submitted by Missy XoxoA guy, short of money asked a man what he could do to earn some.
The man replied "I'll give you $1000 if you do three tasks."
You need to knock out a wrestler, pull a loose tooth out of a dingo's mouth and screw an old lady.
So the guy quickly runs up to the wrestler and punches him out.
He then leaps into the bushes after the dingo. Several minutes go buy and he is heard rolling around and moaning before finally emerging triumphant.
He then turns to the man and says "Where's this old lady so I can pull her tooth out and get paid"
A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died.
So this guy raised his hand and said " What about sexual exhaustion?"
The whole class burst out laughing.
After the laughter died down the professer replied " Maybe you should consider using the other hand!!!!!"
3 guys get pulled over by a woman cop.
They tried to get out of the speeding ticket, so the woman said if all ur dicks equal up to 15 inches ill let you off.
The driver pulls out his dick which is 7 inches.
The guy in the front of the passenger seat pulls his out which is 6 inches.
The last guy in the back pulls his out and it's 2 inches.
So they get out of the ticket.
After a while they hear the guy laughing hysterically in the back.
The driver asks, "What's wrong why are you laughing?" the guy in back says good thing I was popping a boner.
A guy, short of money asked a man what he could do to earn some.
The man replied "I'll give you $1000 if you do three tasks."
You need to knock out a wrestler, pull a loose tooth out of a dingo's mouth and screw an old lady.
So the guy quickly runs up to the wrestler and punches him out.
He then leaps into the bushes after the dingo. Several minutes go buy and he is heard rolling around and moaning before finally emerging triumphant.
He then turns to the man and says "Where's this old lady so I can pull her tooth out and get paid"
The local yokel got married and his honeymoon was the first time he'd been off the farm.
He'd saved for twenty years for this, so could afford a classy hotel.
Checking in he said "Me and the new WIFE would like to hire your best room for a week"
"Certainly sir" replied the receptionist. "Would you like the Bridal"?
The yokel looked a bit uncertain, then said "Naw, reckon not, a'll just hang onto her ears 'til a get the hang of it"
Old Saint Nick, with his big red sack slid down the chimney - and there sat a curvy blonde, wearing a negligee.
"Santa," she breathed, "won't you stay a while?"
"Can't ," he replied, "I have too many presents to deliver. After all it is Christmas eve."
She slipped off the negligee, revealing a lacy bra & panties.
"Oh DO stay a while Santa," she purred.
"I really CAN'T" he replied."I have a whole load of presents for the children."
She slid sexily out of her bra & panties and lay on the bed.
"Please.... please stay," she said in a low husky voice.
"I'll HAVE to stay now," he replied. "I'll never get back up the chimney."A redneck and his girlfriend are having dinner one evening when all of a sudden the redneck's aquentice jumps up and stars gasping for air.
The redneck quickly stands up and realizes she choking on a piece of hamhok.
He starts pounding on her back like a drum and says "you alright?" she shakes her head no.
So then he starts hitting her belly, "how bout now?" he askes.
Her face now red shakes no. "i sure hate to have to do this to you" he says. then he goes behind her and flips up her dress and licks her in the ass crack.
He looks at her and askes her again "you alright?" she shakes her head no and her face is now purple.
The redneck looks at her with defeat and says "Well Im sorry, I guess that dog-gone hinelick manuver don't work after all"
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.
But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."
One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.
He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"
The hooker replied "100 Bucks"
The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money"
So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs."
So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.
The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?"
She said "200 dollars"
"200 dollars that's a lot of money"
She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs."
So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life
On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package."
"1000 dollars'
"1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money"
So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i had a pussy."
Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.
I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me no one would ever know.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.
I am very desperate and I need your help.
You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.
Do you have a piece of gum?
There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.
One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.
So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.
One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.
"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".
"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."
One day an old man sat down on a bench and across the street he saw a little boy sitting on the curb.
The old man sat and watched him and saw that he was holding a cat by the tail and had candy in his hand.
Every few minutes, the little boy would pop a few pieces of candy in his mouth, bite the cat on the tail, and scoot down a little bit.
After the man watched the little boy for a few minutes he walked over and asked the little boy what he was doing.
The little boy replied, "I'm playing truck driver!" "Playing truck driver?" the man asked.
"Yeah, I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and moving on down the line!"
It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.
Moneys short
times are hard
heres a fucking chritstmas cardIt was the night before christmas
and all through the house
everybody felt shitty
even the mouseMoms at the whore house
dads smokin grass
I just settled down for a nice piece of assWhen out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I went outside to see whats the matterOut on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew at that moment it must be Saint NickHe came out the chiminey like a bat out of hell
I knew at that moment that fucker had fellHe filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queerHe went up the chiminy with just one fart
I knew right then he blew my fucking chiminy apartHe rode off out of sight saying fuck you all
and have a good nightA redneck and his girlfriend are having dinner one evening when all of a sudden the redneck's aquentice jumps up and stars gasping for air.
The redneck quickly stands up and realizes she choking on a piece of hamhok.
He starts pounding on her back like a drum and says "you alright?" she shakes her head no.
So then he starts hitting her belly, "how bout now?" he askes.
Her face now red shakes no. "i sure hate to have to do this to you" he says. then he goes behind her and flips up her dress and licks her in the ass crack.
He looks at her and askes her again "you alright?" she shakes her head no and her face is now purple.
The redneck looks at her with defeat and says "Well Im sorry, I guess that dog-gone hinelick manuver don't work after all"
10. Come on, who's gonna find out?
9. I promise you wont choke.
8. Can I get you in the pooper?
7. Trust me, I'm a professional.
6. Well, your sister likes it like that.
5. Wow look at the ass on her!
4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?
3. I gotta poop.
2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?
1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
Submitted by Missy XoxoMoneys short
times are hard
heres a fucking chritstmas cardIt was the night before christmas
and all through the house
everybody felt shitty
even the mouseMoms at the whore house
dads smokin grass
I just settled down for a nice piece of assWhen out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I went outside to see whats the matterOut on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew at that moment it must be Saint NickHe came out the chiminey like a bat out of hell
I knew at that moment that fucker had fellHe filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queerHe went up the chiminy with just one fart
I knew right then he blew my fucking chiminy apartHe rode off out of sight saying fuck you all
and have a good nightA bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ...
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
A guy is in the bathroom taking a piss when this huge man walks in and starts pissing in the urinal next to him.
The guy just happens to look over and see the other guys dick is huge.
Then he walks over and says, "Hey man i'm not gay or anything but what is your name? Because you have the biggest dick I have ever seen!"
The big guy says, "Well thanks man. My name is Ben Rover."
Then the guy passes out.
When he wakes up he says "Whats your name again"
"Well it's Ben Rover" The big guy says!
Oh what a releif i thought you said bend over.
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.
Wednesday, 2 March 2016
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