Ugly Jokes

• Politics is just show business for ugly people.




• Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future.

• Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

• Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.

• Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

• Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

• Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.

• Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

• You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

• Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

• A beautiful woman delights a man's eye, an ugly – woman's eye.

• You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.

• You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

• I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

• Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

• Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

• My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

• You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.

• Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work

• Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

• You should need a license to be that ugly.

• What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

• She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.