Your momma is so fat . . .
First she fills the bathtub, THEN she turns on the water!Your momma is so fat . . .
She put on her BVDs and it spelled "Boulevard".Your momma's hair is so short . . .
When she curls it, she uses rice.Your mamma is so fat . . .
They push her through the Holland Tunnel to clean it.Your momma is so stupid . . .
If she had a twin, she would forget her birthday.Your momma is so fat . . .
When she got on the talking scale it said, "Hey! One at a time!"Your momma is so fat . . .
When she walked into Jenny Craig, they said, "We're sorry . . . we don't do miracles."Your momma is so fat . . .
When she orders at a restaurant, instead of asking for a menu, she asks for an estimate.Your momma is so dumb . . .
She tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order.Your momma is so stupid . . . she tried to drown herself in a car pool.
Your momma is so dumb . . .
She cannot find the end of a hose when the water is running.Your momma is so fat . . .
Her driver's license photo wraps around to the back.Your momma is a carpenters dream . . .
Easy to screw in.Your momma is so fat . . .
She has a REAL horse on her polo shirt!Your momma is so ugly . . .
When they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours . . . for a quote!Your mamma is so fat . . .
When she goes to a restraunt, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again!"Your momma is so poor . . .
She put a puppy on "lay-a-way" and it died before she could pay for it.Your mamma is so fat . . .
When she wears a Malcom X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her.Your momma is so fat . . .
Her belly button has an echo!Yo Mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your momma is so poor . . .
When I saw her walking down the street carring a can behind her, I asked what she was doing.
She said, "Moving."Your momma is so stupid . . .
She sent a FAX with a stamp on it!Your momma is so stupid . . .
She thought "Taco Bell" was a phone company.Your momma is so fat . . .
When she stood in front of the Hollywood sign, all anyone could see was H and D.Your Mamma is so fat . . .
When she wears her Malcolm X shirt helicopters try to land on her.Your momma is so fat . . .
She is on BOTH sides of your family.Your momma is so fat... She irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your momma is so fat and heavy . . .
She can't even jump to a conclusion!Your Mamma is so stupid . . .
She can't understand why the casts keep changing on the T.V show "COPS".Your momma is so fat . . .
She has more rolls than the local baker!Your Momma's teeth are so yellow . . .
God said, "Let there be light!" and she opened her mouth.Your mamma is so stupid . . .
When the judge said, "Order in the court", she said, "I will have 2 buckets of fried chicken and a bucket of fries."Your momma is so fat . . . the asteroid belt is STILL too tight for her.
Your momma is so fat . . .
She fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.Your momma is so poor . . .
I saw her putting food stamps into a bubble gum machine!Your momma is so fat . . .
She applies sunscreen with a paint roller.Your momma is so fat . . .
She put on a pair of "Daisy Dukes" and turned them into "Boss Hogs".Your momma is so stupid . . .
She put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she slept!Your mamma is so fat . . .
She had to get baptized at SeaWorld.Your mamma is so crosseyed . . .
She dropped a dime and saw 2 nickles.Your momma is so ugly . . .
They know exactly when she was born because her face stopped the clock!Your mamma's so fat... When she walks outside with a red coat on, people say, "Hey Kool Aid!"
Your mamma is so fat . . .
When she dances she makes the band skip.Your momma is so fat . . .
Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!Your momma is so dumb . . .
On here job application it said, "Do not write under the dotted line" and she wrote "OK".Your momma is so old . . .
The date on her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.Your momma is so poor . . .
She had to borrow a dollar to pay attention.You mamma is so fat . . .
Her high school graduation photo was an aerial photograph.Your momma's teeth are so yellow . . .
She makes the sun jealous!Your momma is so ugly . . .
The Town Council changed Halloween to her birthday.Yo mamma is so fat, when she jumped into the into the ocean, she got stuck.
Your momma is so old . . .
She knew Burger King when he was a prince!Your Momma is so ugly, she'd make an owl say, "what?"
Your momma is so fat . . .
She had to use doors on the computer instead of Windows.Your momma is so small . . .
She poses for trophies!Your momma is so ugly . . .
She can make an onion cry.Your momma is so ugly . . .
When I took her to the zoo, the zookeeper thanked me for bringing her back.Your momma is so fat . . .
She falls off BOTH sides of the bed!Your momma is so fat . . .
When she bends over there's a full moon!Your momma is so stupid . . .
She lost a fight with her own shadow!Your momma is so stupid . . .
When she walked by the YMCA, she said "Hey, they spelled MACY's wrong!"Your momma is so fat . . .
There is a real horse on her polo shirt!Your momma is so fat . . .
She has a REAL horse on her polo shirt.Your momma is so fat . . .
She wears bell-bottom panty hose.Your momma is so dumb . . .
She climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.Your momma is so fat . . .
When whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.Your momma is so stupid . . . She studied for a blood test . . . and failed!
Your Momma is like a vacuum cleaner . . .
She sucks, she blows, then gets laid in the closet afterwards.Your mamma is so stupid . . .
She tried to wake up a sleeping bag.Your momma's armpits are so hairy . . .
She looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.Your momma's teeth are so yellow . . .
I can't believe they're not butter.Your momma is so stupid . . .
She puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.Your momma is so fat ...
Tt takes a train and two planes to get to her good side!Your Mamma is so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Your momma is so poor . . .
When I walked in, there were roaches all over the TV. I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Watching All My Children."Yo Momma is so fat . . .
She looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!Your momma is so Ugly . . .
She went to an ugly contest and they said, "No professionals please."Your momma is so flat . . .
She's jealous of the wall!Your momma is so fat . . .
When she stepped on the scale, it displayed her social security number!Your momma is so poor . . .
She went to Taco Bell and had a taco put on layaway!Your momma is so fat . . .
She plays hula-hoop with Saturn's rings!Your momma is so ugly . . .
She even makes Right Guard turn left!Your momma is like Sprint . . .
10 cents per use.Your momma is so short . . .
She has to play racquetball in the curb.Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Your momma is so stupid . . .
She put a quarter in a parking meter and sat there waiting for a gumball.Your momma is so ugly that when she walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs!
Your momma is so fat . . .
She looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!Your mamma is so fat . . .
She sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.Yo' Momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I want your weight. Not your phone number."
Your mamma so fat . .
Her blood type is Ragu!Your momma has more nuts in her mouth than a squirrel before Christmas!
Your mamma is so short she stepped off the curb and died.
Your Momma is so fat . . .
I had to stop for gas when I drove around her!Your momma is so skinny . . .
When she swallowed a marble, people thought she was pregnant.Your momma is so ugly . . .
When she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.Your momma is so fat . . .
When she walks down the street in a yellow raincoat, people chase after her thinking they missed the bus!Your momma is so dumb . . .
When she asked me what kind of jeans I was wearing. I said "Guess."
She said "Levi."Your momma is so fat . . .
She was the first person to go around the world in 80 meals.Your momma is so fat . . .
She was mistaken for God's bowling ball!Your momma is like a race car . . .
She burns four rubbers a day.Your momma is so fat . . .
She put on a Dallas Cowboys jersey and the star was so big, everywhere she went, three wise men followed her.Your momma is so fat . . .
She can't even jump to conclusions!Yo' Momma is so stupid, she thought that a quarterback was a refund.
Your Momma is so fat . . .
They had to use sattelites to do her ultrasound.Your momma is so fat . . .
The last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale.Your momma is so fat . . .
Her picture keeps falling off the wall.Your momma is so poor . . .
I stepped on a cigarette and she said, "Hey you turned off the heat!"Your momma is so stupid . . .
She thought silicone was ice cream.Your momma is so fat . . .
She had to get baptized at Sea World.Your mamma is so stupid . . .
She thinks Meow Mix is a rap record for cats!Your momma is so fat . . .
She has to wear a sock on each toe.Yo' Momma is so fat, she jumped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your momma is so fat . . .
She needs a fork-lift to rock her rocking chair.Your momma is so fat . . .
We went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.Your momma is so fat . . .
When she was on the beach, Greenpeace came put her back into the sea.Your momma is so fat . . .
When she went to school, she sat next to everybody.Your momma is so skinny . . .
When she turns sideways she disappears.Your mamma is so fat . . .
When she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones, she got the part as the big rolling ball.Your momma is so fat . . .
She was baptized at Sea World!Your momma is so stupid . . .
She brought toilet paper to a craps game!Your momma is so stupid . . .
She got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.Your momma is so ugly . . .
Her parents had to tie a T-bone steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.Your momma is so fat . . .
She went swimming in the ocean in her black one-piece swimsuit and people thought she was an oil spill!Your momma is so fat . . .
When she went swimming and had her period, she created the Red Sea!Your mamma is so stupid... She sold the car for gas money.
Yo' Momma is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Your Momma is so fat . . .
Her belt size is "equator".Your momma is so ugly . . .
Even the Rice Krispies won't talk to her.Yo' Momma is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a Daycare Center.
Your momma is so fat . . .
She fell in love and broke it.Your momma is so fat . . .
She puts mayo on aspirin.Your Momma is so fat . . .
She went bungee jumping and went straight to Hell.Your momma is so fat . . .
When she sits on the bus, she sits next to EVERYBODY!Your momma is so musty . . .
Secret told on her!Your momma is so stupid . . .
She thought "Star 69" was phone sex with a celebrity!Your momma is so ugly . . .
When she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure!" Her dad replied, "Yeah, let's go bury it."Your momma is so fat . . .
She went out on a date in high heels and came back wearing flats.Your momma is so dumb . . .
She sat in her car at a flashing red light, waiting for it to turn green.Your momma is so old . . .
When she went to school there was no history class!Your momma is so fat . . .
She has to shift gears to turn a corner.Your mamma is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken so she can lick the grease off people's fingers!
Yo Momma is so stupid, it took her an hour to make Minute Rice.
Your mamma is so fat . . .
She eats pumpkin pie like Skittles.Your mamma is so fat when she sees a bus go down the street she says stop that twinkee!!!
Your Momma is so fat . . .
When she eats at restaurants, she gets a group discount!Your mamma so ugly . .
For Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!Your momma is so poor . . .
One day I saw her pounding on a dumpster in an alley so I asked her what she was doing.
She said her kids had locked her out!Your mamma is so fat . . .
She has more chins then a chinese phone book!Your mamma is so fat, that when she is swimming in the ocean, pirates shout "Land Ahoy!"
Your momma is so poor . . .
She eats cereal with a fork to save milk.Your momma is so stupid . . .
She took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.Your Momma is so fat . . .
Whenever she goes to the bathroom,
she gets charged for illegal dumping.Your Mamma's hair is so short . . .
She curls it with rice!Your momma is so fat . . .
Even her picture weighs 200lbs!Your momma is so stupid . . .
The application asked for sex and she said, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."Your momma is so stupid . . .
She took a spoon to the Super Bowl!Your momma is so fat that she went jogging to lose weight . . .
The state is suing her for creating potholes.Your momma is so fat . . .
She could sell shade.Your momma is so fat . . .
She uses a boomerang to put her belt on.You mamma is so dumb......
She jumped off a building and had to
ask for directionsYour momma is so fat . . .
Her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!Your momma is so fat . . .
They tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.Your momma is so fat . . .
She had to iron her dress on the driveway.Your mamma is so stupid . . .
She whent to go buy a color TV and didn't know what color to get.Your momma is so dumb . . .
She failed her blood test.Your Mamma is so fat she plays hopscotch like this . . .
Washington, Chicago, New York, North Carolina, Florida . . .Your mamma is so fat . . .
When I took her to the zoo, the monkey said, "Hey! How did you get out?"Your momma is so fat . . .
When she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singing "We Are Family".Your momma is so dumb . . .
She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.Your momma is so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"
Your momma's but is so tight . . .
When she farts, only dogs can hear it.Your momma is so dumb . . .
She thinks shoplifters have to be extremely strong.Your momma is so fat . . .
She walked in front of the TV and I missed three commercials!Your momma is so stupid . . .
She thinks a quarterback is a refund!Your momma is so ugly . . .
Even her Rice Krispies won't talk to her in the morning.Your momma is so fat . . .
She's got Amtrak written on her leg.Your momma is so fat . . .
She stepped over Walmart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed right on Target.Your momma is so fat . . .
When she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued..."Your momma is so stupid . . .
She wears a wig with a chin strap.Your momma is so fat . . .
She wears a watch on each hand . . . one for each time zone!Yo' Mommma is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Your Momma is so fat...
Your dad had to paint a line around her
waist to figure out if she was walking or rolling.
Thursday, 25 February 2016
Mamma Jokes
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