Racial Jokes

Q: why do black people play monopoly?
A: so they can have a get out of jail free card.

There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
Did you hear about the new tire Firestein? Not only does it stop on a dime, it picks it up.
What is funny about 4 black men in a Cadillac running off a cliff....(They are dead)................THAT WAS ME CAR!
There is a plane with not enough seats for everyone, so the pilot says we will need to remove people by alphabetical order. So he starts with A, Asian, no one stands up, then he says," B, blacks," no one stands up, then a black boy tells his dad,"Shouldn't we go up, aren't we black," His dad says no,"Today son, we're niggers."
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
mexicans are only good at making corona,tequila,mexican candy,and babies juan after another juan
Theres three guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a white guy. The devil approaches these three gentlemen and presents each of them with a huge bowl of chilie. He says, "if you can eat all this chilie, and make it up the stairway to heaven i will let you go. if not then im gunna cut your pecker off." so the white guy ate his chilie and made it halfway up the stairs before farting. so the devil brings him down. "wheres your daddy work?" the white guy responds, "lumberjack." so the devil chainsaws the white guys pecker off. the black guy eats his chili and makes it a quarter of the way up before farting. "wheres your daddy work?" he responds "butcher." so the devil meat cleavers his pecker off. The mexican farts while he eats the chilie. The devil stops him and says,"where does your daddy work?" the mexican smiles and says, "my daddy works at the lollipop factory. so start suckin b*tch!"
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.
what is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
they both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
90% jews won't understand this.
Eating food with a white friend and a black friend.
White friend: Hey wanna try out my chicken sandwich
Me: Sorry, I'm vegan
White friend: It's cool bro
Black friend: Yo wanna share some KFC with me
Me: No thanks, I'm ve- *gets shot*
what do you call a white girl getting gangbanged by black men?
A Magnum Classic
Q: how do you know if a black guy has been on your laptop? A: When its not there anymore. LOL!!!
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
So a zebra gets hit by a truck and goes to heaven.He goes up to the gate keeper and asks am i a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. The gate keeper tells him to go ask god. So the zebra goes and asks god. Then god says you are who you are. Then the zebra goes back to the gate keeper. The gate keeper says what did he say and the zebra tells him you are who you are. Then the gate keeper says that means you are a white zebra with black stripes. Then the zebra asked why. The gate keeper says if you were a black zebra with white stripes then he would of said you is what you is.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Q:What did the little kid say to the black man?
A:I'm afraid of the dark.
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.

Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "'Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
Two little kids debated whether Santa Claus is black or white. So the little black and white boys sent their letter in the mail to The North Pole asking, "Santa, are you black or white? P.S. I, Harry, want an iPhone and Kentavious wants an X-Box One." (Kids these days) Santa soon replies with a letter saying, "It doesn't matter if I am black or white. The only thing that matters is that you don't judge by color." "Ha, see Kentavious, Santa is white!" Harry said. "No way. He neva said dat," Ketavious defended. "But if Santa was black," Harry started, "He would have said,'It doesn't matter if I is black or white.' "
The maid has just asked for a raise
Pakistani housewife: "Why do you think you deserve a raise?"
Maid: "I have three reasons. The first is that I cook better than you."
Mrs Paki: "Who told you that?"
Maid: "Your husband did. The second reason is that I clean better than you do."
Mrs. Paki: "Who told you that?"
Maid: "Your husband did. The final reason is that I am better in bed than you are."
Pakistani wife: "I suppose my husband said that too?!"
Maid: "No, the gardener."
Mrs. Paki: "How much do you want?"
What do you call 10,000 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
-a good start!
What do you call all niggers on the moon?
-a solution!
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
whats faster than a black mman with your tv ?
his brother with your vcr
Why are black people getting stronger?
Because TV are getting bigger
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans Throw a peso over a cliff
How do you kill 10,000 more
Tell them nobody got it
what's the difference between an alien and an asian
the aliens haven't taken over
What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
What do you call a house filled with black people?
A state prison
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherf*ckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer.
White owl: who who
Black owl: who dat who dat
What are 3 things a black guy can't get?
1. A black eye
2. A black lip
3. A job
Q: Why Aspirins work?
A: Cuzz they are white!
I'm not racist, I own a colored TV!
I ask people, why do Asians have glasses?
Then 1 minute later.. I find the answer by looking into their eyes.
If you got your phone wet just drop it in a bag of rice, overnight the rice will attract Asians that will fix you electronics for you.
Q: What is the GDP of Pakistan?
A: 1 million terrorists per year?
Did anyone hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the Que Que Que
Why dont niggers celebrate thanksgiving
KFC is not open on holidays
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off
Knock knock.
who's there
interrupting dyslexic atheist cow
interrupting dyslexic ath...
Moo there is no dog!
Why do white families go to black yard sales?
To get their stuff back.
An africoon nigger goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
Doctor says, "go home, get a bucket, piss and shit in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days."
Week later nigger goes back and says, "Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?"
Doctor, "you were homesick!"
If a Mexican and a pedophile fight, is it called alien vs predator
Q: What do you call 4 black people in a car?
A: Tinted Windows
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler
Usain bolt can finish a race
Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future
Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?
Because there is a target on every corner.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
what are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house
School is like a boner
It's long and hard unless you're asian.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Why wasn't Jesus born in mexico?
because he couldn't find 3 wise men an a virgin
What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
Virgin mobile.
Why is a black man scared of a chain saw?

Cause it says, "run-nigga-nigga run-nigga-nigga".
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
Once, a black person quoted "I will travel everywhere and rule the world", but what was his name?
Ebola
What do you call an 80-year-old black man?
Antique farm equipment
A Indian boy seduces a pakistani virgin.They decided to go out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Indians? Why you want to disgrace Pakistan. Sit here and let me tell you about those indian boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you but don't allow.. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace our country. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his country."
why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it might be your bike!
if u post a black joke...... youll just get lame votes by black people.....
Why do blacks hate country? Because every time they here "hoe down" they think there sister got shot.
why do black guys only have nightmares?
because we killed the only one that had a dream
Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!
Did you hear about the black guy that went to college?
Ya me neither.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
What do you call a bus full of Mexicans and 1 white?
A taco with sour cream.
Why don't blacks go to country parties? Because every time someone shouts, "Ho-down," the black man thinks his girl got shot.
How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones
Name? Abdul Aziz from Pakistan.
. Sex? Three to five times a day. No, no...I mean male or female? Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. But isn't that hostile? Horse style, doggy style, any style! Oh dear! No, no! Deer run too fast...
If I had the choice I would want to have sex with an Asian girl because they have low expectations.
Why do black people pick there hair?
Because it looks like cotton
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
How do you pick up a jewish chick?
With a dust pan
What's the fastest thing in the world?
A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve
What's the second fastest thing in the world?
The Indians running after it
Why is there cotton in the top of pill bottles?
To remind black people what they did before they became drug dealers.
Your momma is so Mexican she got f*cked in the ass and still got pregnant!
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys
100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew?
One goes home from a camp.
How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Cut the rope
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we aren't allowed to own people anymore.
A black man walked into a strip club. The bouncer said,
Sorry you have to work at the gay bar.
A black guy and a Mexican jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society lol
I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp
How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The lights are out, how can you count them?
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto
Q: What's the difference between a black person and a tire?
A: The tire doesn't sing when you slap the chains on it.
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms.
The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box.
The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost.
The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
I know violence is not the best way to solve things, but when a nigga takes my KFC, I intend to get it back.
An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)
How do you keep a black guy out of your back yard.............hang one in the front.
me: why are there so few black baceball player's
man: why me: because there allways stealing bases
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood
What game are black people so good at?
Murder In The Dark
" I freaking HATE racist people!.... And black people. "
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
How many Jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 15 in the ash tray!
What do you call a black man with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
WARNING!

(This is racist. Anti-racists DO NOT READ)

There was two boys. One was black, another was white. The black boy asked the white boy, "Is God white or black?" The white boy says, "Let's find out." So the white boy asks God, "God, are you black or white?" God says, "I am what I am." After the talk the white boy says, "See? Told you." "How do you know he's white." "Because, if God were black he would have said, "I iz what I iz."
Whats long and black?

The unemployment line.
Friend: You're racist.
Me: I'm not racist, I have 4 black tires and a colored TV!
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? they're both yellow and cant drive.
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the mexicans.
How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later the idiot is still in your driveway trying to back out.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall
A tractor trailer driver that had a truck full of bowling balls was driving down the Georgia highway when he saw two black boys pushing their bikes. he pulled over and yelled out the window to the boys " why are you guys pushing your bikes?" the one black kid says " Were heading into town to get air in our tires." The driver, trying to be nice tells them to hop in the back and he'll give them a lift. trying to make up for lost time the driver begins to speed. A few minutes later, a cop pulls the driver over. "Let me see your manifesto." the cop says. The officer walks to the back of the truck opens the doors sees the boys, the bikes and the bowling balls, runs back up to the front of the truck and says "Boy, you better not stop this truck until you hit the state line." "why officer what seems to be the problem?" "Well you got a whole truck full of nigger eggs and two of them already hatched and stole bikes!"
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None! They both hang from trees.
Have you ever saw a black/Chinese person if you did or think it's possible give this post alot of kickasses
What's the worst part of being a black Jew?

You get the back of the oven.
What is the difference between a nigger, and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4
Why do most black men cry during sex?
Pepper spray.
What do you call a black guy with no arms and legs?
Trustworthy
how do you now when a asian has been in your house? the mother f*cker ate your pet
If we had a Mexican president, he wouldn't leave...
"Mr. President, your 2 four-year term is over..."No..no...i stay"
Why don't black people go on cruises?
What is the difference between black people and tires? Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
What do you do if you see your T.V floating in mid air at night?
Yell "Drop it!"
What do you do when your fridge floating in mid air at night?
Run like hell because that's one big black dude!
To all you bro's out there
*Brofist*
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!!!
How do you kill 1000 Jews?
Throw a quarter in a gas chamber
How do you kill 1000 more?
Tell them no one got it
Quetion: how do you get 17 Jews into the car?
Answer: throw a quarter in it
Question: how do you get them out?
Answer: tell them Hitler is driving
Q: why do all the niggers in Africa run so fast?
A: cause the Lions ate all the slow ones!
Anant walked into a bar with his pet tiger on a leash and asked the bartender, 'Do you serve Pakistanis here?'. 'Sure we do,' replied the bartender. 'Good,' said the Sardar. 'Give me a beer, and one Pakistani for my tiger.'
In the 1800's, how would you get a black guy out of a tree?
You cut the rope
Why are black people so tall? Cause their knee-grows.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
I'm a real thug, when we say " I saved
your ass", we mean it. I got shot in the
ass to save another's ass.
What's big and round and hates Pakis?
THE WORLD!
A little girl goes to her mum after school says "Mummy mummy i just saw anant's willy"
The mums shocked, the little girl continues
"It was like a PEANUT" The mum giggles, and replies "Why? was it small" The little girl says "NO!" "It Was SALTY "
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
whats faster than a black person stealing your car? him driving away in it
How tall is the tallest arab in the world?
9'11''.
Why dont chinese people have kids with white people?
Because two wongs dont make a white.
A white guy, a mexican and a black guy are in a plane that is about ti crash. If the plane is to prevent from crashing, each of them must throw an item out. The black guy throws out his jordans and says we have to many in our country. the Mexican throws out a lawnmower and says we have to many in our country. The white guy drops his item down and throws the mexican out saying we have to many in our country.
Cunt- How can you see with those Chinese eyes kid- idk first tell me how you can see your small dick
What do u say when u see a tv floating in a dark room drop it nigga!!!
What do you call a black man playing in a pile of leaves?
Raisin Bran
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
BEAN DIP
Did you know that there was a 4 car pile up in Mexico today, and 86 people died?
How do you steal a Mexicans home?
-Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong
Why did the woman put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind!
Get it?
What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout returns from camp.
A black man went to go look up his family tree...
And Then a Gorilla shit on face.
Me: why are all black people fast
Friend: idk why?
Me: Cause all the slow ones are in jail
Whats the difference between a black man and a bench... the bench can support a family
why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing
Once in Lahore girl went to a mosque to confess something. The Mullah asked her what she wanted to confess about guy, named Abdul, bastard.

On this the mulla asked why? The girl said :

"I met a handsome boy in a hotel. We got in a mood to have sex. He took me to his room. He opened my shirt".
Then he took off my pant and then his own shirt".

The mulla asked : "like this"? And did the same.The girl said : "yes. Then he took off his pant and my bra."

The Mulla asked : "like this"?

The girl said : "yes then he took off his underwear and my panties".

The mulla asked : "like this"? And did the same.
The girl said : "yes then he inserted his penis into my vagina several times".

The mulla asked : "like this"? And did the same.
The girl said : "yes"

The Mulla said : "So what is wrong in this evberybody does this. Why did you call him a bastard?

The girl said : "I asked him if he had AIDS ----? And he said ----- yes".

On this the Mulla said :: "Abdul you........bastard !!!!".
What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.
Why was Mayweather running , headlocking , and holding Paquiao during the fight?
He thought Paquiao was the Baltimore Police Department.
Are you having problems with burglary? Are you unsafe about it? Well, we will teach you to secure your house just in 5 steps.
Step 1: Get a swimming pool
Step 2: Add watermelons in the pool
Step 3: Put some chicken in the pool
Step 4: Get some Jordans and put them as well
Step 5: Relax
Wait until you see the burglar in the pool.
What goes down in the hood?
Property value
What's the similarity between a polar bear and a french person?
They're both white, huge and smell like fish
What is the difference between boy scouts and Jews? boy scouts come back from camp. Jews don't.
A plane is about to crash and the pilot says that if we want to survive we have to throw some stuff and some people out too, the crew asks the pilot how will we decide who is going to sacrifice themselves? So the pilot says start with the alphabetical order. The hostess says all the Africans, blacks and colored people approach the front. A little black kid says to his father should we go daddy? And the father replies 'No son' we're niggers today!!
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." but I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, 'quick throw off anything we don't need.' The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
What do you call 10 black people walkin together?
Return of the apes...
I'm not Racist, the only race I hate is the one you have to run...
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Because they can run, shoot and steal!!!!!
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident....first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Why is a Black man afraid of a chainsaw? Because the chainsaw says, "RUN NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: Because they can run, shoot, and steal.
How do you name an Asian girl prostitute?????
Sung Yung Ho!!!!!!
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they Just beat the room for being black
why is there cotton in pill bottles?????
to remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite videogame?
A: Borderlands
one day a black white and Asian got arrested but the cop said if u can say green pink and yellow in a sentence, then u won't go to jail. the black didn't know what to say so he went to jail. the white said "well white guys are pink....." but the cop said wrong order so he went to jail. so the Asian guy said "well the phone go Green green so i pink up the phone and say yellow"
Me and my Asian friend were having a staring contest. He kept his eyes closed the whole time.
In New York, man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes Anant to talk him down. He yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your father" Man replies "Haven't got a father; I'm going to jump." Anant goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time man says "haven't got one; going to jump."
Desperate the Anant yells up "Don't jump! Think of Jes" Man replies "Who is that?" Cop yells "Jump, Muslim! You're blocking traffic!"
Teacher: Sing me an alphabet song
Black guy: K F C........ that's it
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!!!!!!
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Q: why do Jews watch porn backwards
A: because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back
What did the black say the white man did to him for years? IDK..beats the hell out of me!
What's the only thing white girls swallow?
-Starbucks
Why do jews love football? Cause they get a quarter back.
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time
I love black people, I think everyone should own one
What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet?
The bullet makes it out of the chamber
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
During halloween, I gave candy to every kids who came across my house. I remember seeing a person dressed as Darth Vader. So i thought that it would be okay to shout "he is the dark side!"
It was until he took off his helmet and realised that it was black man.
What do you call a chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching!
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherf*ckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Why did they fired the blond from the m&m factory? Cuz she kept througing away all the w's
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
How many mexicans does it take to build...... Oh shit, They're done!
What are 3 things you cant give a black person? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.
What do you call a redneck virgin?
a 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers
"What? Damn it, I said APPLE JUICE, not GAS THE JEWS!"

-Hitler
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - You pull up her sleeve.
What's darker than war?
The Residents of harlem.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?

A: Borders
What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart?
She just called them by their last names.
Playing a sport without black people is like
having a pasta contest without Italians.
What is the differance between jews and pies?
pies dont scream when you put them in the oven
Why was the jew jealous of the pizza?
Because it came out of the oven
what does a black man do after sex? about 10 to 20 years
What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you
You pull the pin and throw it back
Q.- Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide?
A.- He saw the gas bill.
How many mexicans does it take to screw a... Oh shit there done.
Two guys, Anant an American, a Pakistani are out walking together one day. These 2 guys come across a lantern. When they rub it, a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give you each one wish, that's two wishes total,' says the Genie.

The Pakistani said, 'I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no neighbors or infidels can come into our Paki land.' With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Pakistan.

'Hmmmm', the American asks, 'I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds Pakistan. Nothing can get in or out.'

So the Anant says, 'Fill it up with water till top.'
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
what do u call a black person on a churck? holy shit ohhhhhh burnn haha get it
What do you call 100 million black dudes swimming in the beach?
Oil spill.
Using film titles as your actions:
White guy: I have a friend called Mary but "There Is Something About Mary" which i do not get
White girl: Well, My African boyfriend Tyrone woke up today and it was like "The Dark Knight Rises"
What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to 20 years
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
If an illegal immigrant fights a pedophile would that be considered Alien V.S. Predator?
whats the most confusing day in Jamaica?
fathers day
A reporter goes up to Tarzan and asks how's jane? Tarzan replies, "Good. She's in a nursing home." Then the reporter asks, "How's the elephant." Tarzan says, "Elephant got shot." Then the reporter tells him he's sorry and asks, "How the monkeys doing." Tarzan replies, He's good. He bought a suit and moved into the White House."
What do you call a black marathon?
An discount at KFC
There is a little black boy with his mum in a bakery.
The little boy pours a packet of white flour on himself, Turns to his mother and says
"Mummy, Mummy, look I'm a white boy"
The mother smacks the child across the face and says to him
"Go say that to you father see what he thinks"
So the two of them go to the boys father and the child says
"Daddy, Daddy look I'm a white boy"
The father smacks him across the face and says
"You rude little boy, what do you have you have to say for yourself?"
So the little boy says
"I've only been a white boy for 1 minute and I already hate you black people!!!"
A pakistani girl goes into the gynecologist Anant. When he asks her what the problem is she replies, "Something is extremely wrong. I keep finding postage stamps in my vagina!"
He takes a look and laughs, "Dear, those aren't stamps. Those are stickers from the bananas."
Pakistani comes to a doctor Anant and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, 'Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?'

'Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!' announces a proud anant 'They just came out with this new wonder drug, plutonica, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history!'

So the doctor anant gives paki a prescription and sends him on his merry way.

A couple of weeks later, the doctor anant sees his patient on the street. 'Doctor, Doctor!' exclaims paki excitedly, 'I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!

'Well, I'm glad to hear that' says the pleased anant, 'What does your wife think about it?'

'Wife?' asks pakistani, 'I haven't been home yet.'
What did the white person said to the black person?
"See you in the day time."
What do you call 10 Americans running down a hill?
AVALANCHE!
What do you call 10 Mexicans running down a hill?
MUDSLIDE!
What do you call 10 black guys running down a hill?
JAILBREAK!
What do you do when you see a bloody mexican standing in your backyard? Stop laughing and reload.
What really separates black people from society?
Prison
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
A young Pakistani goes to the store to buy a few things: a case of beer and a bag of chips. He goes to checkout and the lady cashier says "You must be single."
Paki asks her "You knew that from just what I'm buying?"
She replies "No, you're just really ugly."
No, I'm not being racist. Gosh, stop being such a Jew.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, i will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish. After a thought he says he's got it. My first wish is i want a million dollars. Genie. your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars. Man. Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.. Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. And now you have but one wish
The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death
what type of pussy does a priest get?
nun
What do you call a blackpriest??
Holy shit.
Q: If a bunch of white guys running down a hill is an avalanche and a bunch of black guys running down a hill is a mudslide, then what is a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: Jailbreak
Why did the mexican chef throw his wife over the cliff? Tequila.
why are Japanese peoples eyes squinted?
do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got his gas bill.
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
What do you call an Asian billionare
Cha Ching
How do you tell if an Asian robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded and your cat's gone.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Washington DC found himself needing a toilet badly. After a long search he could not find any.
And eventually couldn't control and chose a silent corner of a clean street to relieve himself.
Once he had just started, a police official Anant approached him. Police : Hey, What do you think you're doing here?
Pakistani tourist: Sorry I have to "P". Anant : No PP here okay? Follow me...

Anant took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.... Anant: PP here.. have a nice day.
Pakistani tourist: Oh sir... that is very nice of you, is this American courtesy? Anant: No... this is Pakistani Embassy !!
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic.
what do you call a bunch of black people in a green car?
a tin of milo
Q.What do you call a elevator full of white people?
A. A box of crackers
MARS MISSION
Russia 19 attempts.
USA 21 attempts.
India just 1 attempt and that's a success.
Now do you understand why India is the country with the highest population growth.....!!!!!
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving? A cop!
what do you call two black guys in a red sleeping bag?
A kitkat
Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.
Thailand: Amazing Thailand
India: Incredible India
Malaysia: Truly Asia
Australia: There’s nothing like Australia
Question: Have you ever wondered what the Pakistan’s tourism tag line would be??
Answer: Have a blast. It may be your last……
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
a little girl walks up to her mom and says my monkey is growing hair
later that day the little girl tells her older sister and here's the older sisters replie my monkey is already eating bananas then the mom faints
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
A Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
The Pakistani Air Force recently purchased a fleet of American fighter jets. They invited over a Anant - a American expert and at a gathering, the Anant says to the Pakis, 'These planes are so simple, even you fools can use them'.
The chief of the air force asks how it's all done. The Anant says, 'OK. So easy! Press this button to go right. This button to go left, and this button to go up!'
The Paki Air Force Chief then asks, 'So, how do you come down?'
The Anant replies, 'Oh, leave that to the Indian Air Force!'
A Pakistani, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.

"Last night I tried love to my wife but I couldn't get errection.She was in pissed off this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette
and told me she could never love another man."

When the Anant remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." Anant replied.

"Only once?" the Pakistani arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
What did jesus say when he made the first black man....
Aw i burnt one!!!
The A10 Warthog flying over the terrorist shooting at them says " you say alahu akbar, i say BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT , BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
What do you call a retarded Chinese kid?
Some-ting-wong
How can u tell if i black girls pregnant. Stick a banana up her vagina see if a monkey grabs it
What do you call black people in a hot tub?
Coco puffs
Why do black people hate chainsaws?
Broom nigganigganigga
Why do black people run away from chainsaws?
The chainsaw makes a sound like run-niger-niger-run-niger-niger
I just bought a Ku Klux Klan advent calendar and was less than impressed…..
There’s no chocolates inside!
Why can't black kids play in sand boxes?

Because the cat keeps covering them up!!!
whats the difference between a nigger and an elevator, an elevator can raise a child
what's funny is that these assholes claim that their religion is all about peace and it doesn't practice violence etc... yet since the year 2000 they have committed 204 separate terrorist attacks all over the world. 204 Two Hundred and Fucking Four separate attacks on innocent people, tell me that's funny. Fucking assholes. Don't claim your religion isn't a violent religion. I have to also say that it's not all Muslim's that are terrorists, Vote Kickass if you agree
A Pakistani guy, anant, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
The old woman, beautiful girl and the Indian guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani guy is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking: That Pakistani guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped.
The Pakistani guy is thinking: "Damn it, that Indian guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."

The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Pakistani guy must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped."
Anant smiling inside: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani guy again."
how many Jews can you fit in a car....
two in the front two in the back and a thousand in the ash tray
What does NBA stand for NIGGAS BOUCING AROUND
what do you call a bunch of white peope in a elevator?
A box of crakers
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower
the other 2% have never been to prison
Ever see that show bait car? They leave a nice car in a bad neighborhood with the keys in it and a water melon and a bucket of fried chicken on the front seat. Then the cops sit back and see what happens.
What is the difference between a black man and Santa?
Santa stops after the third Ho.
What does it say inside of a black persons lips? Inflate to 15 psi.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
What is hard and long on black people?
Third grade.
I'm not racist. My shadow is black
An airplane is going down cause of too much weight, there was a black man, an asian man, a mexican man, and an american man. Each of them were told to throw something off the plane to lighten the load, the black man threw a couple zebras and lions out saying,"I have too any of those in my country."
The asian threw some fish and rice out, saying"I have too many of that in my country."
The mexican threw some corn and refried beans out saying,"I have too many of that in my country."
The american threw the mexican out and said,"I have way too many of that in my country.
A slimy mexican fellow proposed a one dollar bar bet to this drop dead sexy pakistani girl.

Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, the bet was that he should touch her breasts without touching her clothes. Since this didn't seem remotely possible, the girl accepted the bet.

The guy stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly.

With a baffled look, she said, "Hey, you touched my clothes" to that the Mexican replies "Okay. I owe you a dollar.
What do you call a wallet a black guy finds and returns to its owner?
Empty.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
What's Mexico's national sport?
Cross Country!
how asian people name there kids? They drop a fork down the stairs and it does chan chin chen chon.
Whats the diffrence between a pakistani women and a basketball team? The basketball team showers after 4 periods
Why is america collecting so much coal? they are putting BARACK OBAMA on Mount Rushmore, But That Will NEVER Happen
If a guy from holland and a philipino girl hook up...will they make hollapinos?
An American guy goes to Pakistan to get laid. He takes a girl from the street back to his hotel room. After the first round he asks her, "You finish?" She shakes her no.
They go for a second time and again he asks her, "You finish?" But again she shakes her head.
They do it a third time and he is exhausted at this point. He asks her, "You finish?"
She replies, "No, I'm Pakistani."
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it's heading straight for the world trade center!
whats the difference between Jews and boy scouts?
Boy scouts made it out of camp...
Why are jamaican people so fast????
Because the slow ones haven't escaped jail yet
What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Better question what's she doing out the kitchen in the first place
Anna was walking along the beach one evening, and she saw a Paki with no arms and no legs, and he was crying. She walked over and asked what was wrong. He replied, "I'm 21 years old, I've got no arms or legs and I've never been kissed".
Feeling sorry for him she bent down and kissed him.
Later on she saw him crying again "I'm 21 years old, I've got no arms or legs and I've never f*cked."
So she picks him up and throws into the sea, saying, "You're f*cked now.
What is a Mexicans Favourite sport? Cross country
Why are black people & vending machines the same ? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money .
How do you stop a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
Whats the inside of every Black mans lip read?
Inflate to 2 psi
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
Why are Jews scared to go to the bathroom?
They have showers.
Why are black people getting stronger?
TV'S are getting heavier
What do you call an Asian rapper? Lil' Wang
What sucks about being a black jew?
They have to sit in the back of the oven.
Why can't children in Africa use Medicine? Because on the back it says, use after meal.
What do you call a black person with a peg leg? Shit on a stick
Why have the jews been roaming the desert for 2000 years? Someone dropped a quarter.
You got 10 black guys and one white guy.
Who's the white guy? The quarterback. You got 10,000 black guys and one white Guy, who's the white guy? The warden
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
What do you say when you see a tv floating in the dark?
Drop it Nigger
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?

Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!!!
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
what's the difference between a black guy and a park bench?
--- the park bench can support a family of four.
What is long and black?
The line at KFC
What do say at night, when you wake up and you're tv's floating?
Drop it NIGGA
An fly falls into a mug of coffee...
Anant: Will throw the mug of coffee and walk away Englishman : Will take the insect out and drink the coffee
Pakistani: Will squeeze the fly and then drink coffee.
There are 3 guys on a plane 1 white, 1 black, and 1 Mexican, and the plane is crashing from too much weight on the plane, so they each need to throw something out, the black guy throws out his Jordan's and says,“we have too many in our country”, then the Mexican throws out his lawn mower and says,“we have too many in our country”, then the white guy puts down his stuff and pushes the Mexican out and says,“we have too many in our country".
How do germans tie their shoes? In little knot sees.
What do you do when you see your tv floating say drop it nigger
Black friend: "I got a new black hoodie!"
You: "Great, now no one will see you..."
Why do black people live in shit?
They do? Well the blend in pretty well!
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
An insect falls into a mug of beer...
American: Will throw the mug of beer and walk away
Englishman: Will take the insect out and drink the beer
Pakistani: Will eat the insect and throw the beer away
Anant : Will sell the beer to the Englishman and the insect to the Pakistani and will get a new mug of beer.
How many Mexicans does it take to build a ... Oh Shit! There done!
Whats the difference between a Mexican and a book?
THe book has papers
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic
Recommended workout songs for:
White people= Kelly Clarkson - What Doesn't kill you
Black People= Gangsta Rap - Ni**a, Ni**a, Ni**a
Asian People= Carl Douglas - Kung fu Fighting
Arab People= Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: homework!!!
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer...
Why are black people scared of chain saws?
Its sounds like ruuun niggganigga run nigganigga
Saw a chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. Gave me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.
How do you kill 2 Jews, you throw a Penney in the middle of them and watch them fight to the death.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste . Copy paste
What's another name for the Baltimore Riot?
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
3 men walk into a bar; A Russian, an American, and a Mexican. They all order a beer and sit down to drink. The Russian drinks his beer first then throws it out the window. The bartender asked him why did he throw out his beer, the Russian said he had a lot of those in his country. The Mexican drinks his beer and throws it out the window too. The bartender asked again, "why did you throw it out the window?''. The Mexican said he had a lot of those in his country. The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out the window. The bartender asked the same question again. The American said "I have a lot of THOSE in my country!"
an italian man who doesnt know english comes to england and:
at the hotel he learns, "me,me,me!"
at the restaurant he learns, "knives and forks, knives and forks!"
at the museum he learns, "oh, how fascinating!"
and at the farm he learns, "a little fat piggy"
then there was a dead woman on the road, the police was there and asked, "who killed her?"
man answers, "me,me,me!"
police,"what did you kill her with?"
man,"knives and forks, knives and forks!"
police,"you're going to prison!"
man,"oh, how fascinating!"
police,"who do you think you are?"
man, "a little fat piggy"
What do you call a white guy in the ghetto.
A cop
What is yellow and orange and sits on my front porch?

My nigger; I paint em' whatever color I want!
What do you call a Chinese man that was shot in a coffee shop?
Cap-a-chino
Whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.
A black guy and a white guy are playing a basketball game in jail. The white guy lost. How come? The black guy had a home advantage.
why are black people's hands and knees so white?
because they were on there hands and knees when god spray painted them.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Q: Why is aspirin white?
A: Because it actually works.
Q Why can't Chinese people have white babies?
A. Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
What do you call a black man in a church?
Holy shit
Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Mexico? Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q:what do black guys get after sex
A:25 to life
Q:Why was rapping invented?
A:So blacks could have a job.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
why are black people so tall ? Because their Knee-Grows.
Anne Frank: On no, I failed my test
Hitler: Anne, you need more concentration, literally
A rap battle is all fun and games until the white boy says nigger.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A Twinkie
Doing be racist
Be like MARIO
He's an ITALIAN PLUMBER
created by JAPANESE PEOPLE
who SPEAKS ENGLISH
and looks like a MEXICAN
JUMPS LIKE A BLACK MAN
AND GRABS COINS LIKE A JEW
HOW DO YOU CAUSE A RAVE IN AFRICA ?
STICK SOME TOAST TO THE CEILING
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
What do you call a black man with 18 wheels?
> a big nig
how long does it take for a black woman to have a poo?
NINE MONTHS
Why do black people have noses? So they have something other to pick than cotton
When your Asian friend has been in America too long, they start to make fun of Asian people.
Me: Dude Pearl Harbor was a good ass movie
Asian friend: f*ck Japan! Fuck their families! They can all die in hell! They look like they ate too many sour candies! Rice picking mudah f*ckah.
P.S. IM NOT LYING, HE SAID THAT
What's Mexicans favorite sport?
Cross country
When you do a workout most people say "No pain, no gain." Which reminds me, nobody in Holocaust gain anything.
A man is walking down the street and sees a beautiful paki woman with extremely large boobs. As he is passing her he asks, "If I gave you $100 could I touch your boobs?"
She is annoyed but after some persuiation she says okey. He enjoys it and then hesitates but asks at last. What's about screwing ?
Pakistani woman says - it will be 10 $. My usual charges.
whut do you call a black priest.........holy shit.
what did god say when he made the first black person? Holy Crap I burned this one
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Why does the Japanese flag have a red circle?
It's a pie chart to show how many people are scared of an atomic bomb.
What's more stupid than a cliche nigger joke you've heard a thousand times?
The white faggot telling it.
How do you kill a black guy?
Throw Kentucky-fried chicken off a cliff.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Roses are red
Grass is greener
I cut it all day
Because I'm a beaner
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Whats long and black?
The unemployment line.
How does a mexican and black guy make money without selling crack? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW...........
Once upon a time in willneverhappenville, there was a black guy who worked very hard, never stole and always took very good care of his kids... The End
what do black people and bicycles have in common?
they only work with a chain on
What kind of pizzas did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What do you call a lot of black people in a pool. Cocoa puffs.
What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
One day the priest lost his rooster. The next day he went on to church and asked everyone "Have any of you seen a cock?" All of the women stand up. Mad he says "Not like that. Do any of you have a cock?" All of the men stand up. Finally infuriated he says "No not like that have any of you seen my cock?" All the little kids stand up.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People ?
- Coco Puffs
how do you get 10 jews in a volkswagen ? Throw a penny in. How do you get them out? Tell them they have to pay for gas.
I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He tells me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up bro!
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."

(M.W.)
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society
Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team because every mexican that can run jump or swim is in the U.S.
Why is the black man afraid of
Chainsaws?
Because they say RUuuuNnnn nigga nigga nigga
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them
Q:What is the similarity between vampires and a smart Mexican man?
A: They both don't exist!
Why don't sharks eat black people?
They think its whale shit.
What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight

-a black eye, and a swollen lip.
What's the difference between a boyscout and a Jew?
The boyscout comes back from camp.
What do you call 1000 black people a the bottom of the ocean?
a good start
What do you call Arab in a freezer? ISIS
People say,"Living on a tough place is like a dog eat dog world."
In Asian Countries, its a "man eat dog world."
What do you call black people running down a mountain?
A prison break!
White man black Mexican and a Chinese man have to eat her pussy white man eats the pussy and dies black man eats her pussy n dies Mexican eats her pussy n dies.Chinese man eats the pussy n doesn't die an she ask why didnt u die he says me Chinese me not dumb me put condom on me tounge
If you like boobs and big ass kick ass this (:
How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING
Why dont black people ride harleys? Because their lips will beat them to death
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
What's faster than a black guy stealing your T.V.?
His brother with the VCR!
Q. What makes a fat Mexican run as fast as a Olympic runner ?
A. When someone yells "BORDER PATROL, BORDER PATROL".
Hey are black people so tall? cause their knee-grows.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from Pakistan and the third from China.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Pakistani contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Pakistani contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

Government official faints.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black
Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met....ab!!!!!
What do you call a bunch of black people breaking into your house.
Blackout
What do you call a few black guys floating in water?
Turds
How do you get a black guy in a car?
You put a bucket of KFC in their
How do you get him out?
You can't he already stole the car
I tried playing Uno with some mexicans today....But the f*ckers kept stealing all the green cards!!
what is the ethnic abbreviation for native americans?
N/A
how can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
ITS NOT THERE
What do you call 100 million niggers jumping of a plane?
Night time.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
What do you do when you see your TV floating at night? You turn on the lights and shoot the nigger!
While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive pakistani women sat down next to Anant. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the anant turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the Anant said, lifting his glass.

"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?"

"I switched cocks."

"What a coincidence," she said " I switched too"
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot.
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs
Why is Stevy Wonder always smiling?
Because he doesn't know he's black
Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
what do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? quatro,sinko
Your so black when you go to night school they mark you absent
How do you know a black man has been using your laptop? Its not there
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
The case of the prosecution is based on compelling piece of evidence. The defendant is black.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho
What's long and hard for a black man?

The first grade !
I was walking down the street and I noticed a nigger with a TV, and I thought to myself, I have one just like that but it is at home shining my shoes.
one day a black white and Asian got arrested but the cop said if u can say green pink and yellow in a sentence, then u won't go to jail. the black didn't know what to say so he went to jail. the white said "well white guys are pink....." but the cop said wrong order so he went to jail. so the Asian guy said "well the phone go Green green so i pink up the phone and say yellow" XD XD
Q: What Do You call A Black Man In Town?
A: Trouble Maker
B: Black Jesus
C: A speed runner
what do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
modern farm equiptment
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called 'Wong Fook Hing Book Store'
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
Alive.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street
friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people
Q: Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
A: They steal all the green cards.
Q: What do you call a Blind German? A: a Not see
How do you tell if a black chick is pregnant?
If she pulls out a tampon and all of the cottons picked.
Don' t be racist, be like a Panda, he is black, white and asian.
there's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. what do you call the white guy? Warden
Q: What do you call a thousand black men falling from the sky?
A: Night
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug?
Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
How do you get 5 black guys to stop raping a white woman? Throw 'em a basketball
Why do black men cry during sex? Mace
What's the most confusing day in Harlem

Father's Day! :)
Why did Hitler kill himself ? The Jews sent him a gas bill .
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
Indian casenova Anant arranges for a pakistani actresses to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and proceeded with screwing for mind blowing sex.

When finished, the he jumps up, runs over to the window, comes back from dark and jumps back into bed with the paki actress and commences to repeat the performance.

The actress is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the he jumps up, runs over to door and comes back from dark, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the her and starts again.

She is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she was amazed

So when they are done she asks anant , dear anant how can you manage.
Man in bed says - Anant is outside- with tickets saleing to other guys in queue.
What keeps cops busy? 100 mexicans and 100 black guys and i linsey lohan
Q:What kind of cans are found in Mexico?
A:Mexicans
Q: What do you call a black person on the moon?
A: AN ASTRONAUT YOU RACIST BASTARD!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution
A white person dies, and leaves a will.
A black person dies, and leaves a bill.
How are Jews and cars different ?
Cars don't die when gas is in them
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
A black guy and a Mexican jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society
What's the difference between Harry potter and Jews? Harry potter escaped the chamber
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in
What's long and Mexican? The unemployment line!!!
Racial jokes are like Mexicans once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty
why do cop dogs lick their balls so much?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths!
What's the difference between a Black person and a park bench?
a park bench can support a family
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway
What do you call a bunch of Aboringinals running down the hill?
ABOLANCHE
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
How do Chinese people give their baby names?
They throw a pan down the stairs and see what sound it makes.
A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving?
A cop.
What's Mexicans favorite video game
Borderlands
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
say " DROP IT NIGGA"
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
How do you starve a Mexican?
Hide his food stamps in his work boots
me: Did you know Oprah Winfrey got arrested the other day?
Random Guy: No, What for?
Me: The cops lifted her skirt up and found five hundred pounds of crack!
What do you call a Chinese Billionare?
Cha-Ching
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping -_-
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the only one with a dream died.
Why are the mexican and the black man friends?The border police hadn't shot one yet
god made everyone different he got tired when he made china
Black people start wearing their pants low,white people call it saggin,spell saggin backwards those sneaky white people
what do you call a bunch of black guys jumpin out of the sky?
Nightfall
I'm not racist, being racist is a crime, and crime's are for black people.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line..
Why dont Blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
because they have nothing to be thankful for after KFC is closed
I would make a mexican joke.
But it would be crossing the line.
What did god said when he made the first black person?
"I burned one."
Shit son, Im not raciest. I got 4 black tires and a color TV.
What major event does Martin Luther King Jr. hate?
The Black Death
How do gays get stoned?
They go to the Middle East.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What did god say when he made the first black man?
Damn I burnt that one.
why are black people the best at hide and seek? Because you cant see then in the dark.
What do tornados and black people have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood
Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east? Because there is a Target on every corner.
It's so easy to tell when a white person is mad cause they turn different colors like fruity pebbles.
How do Germans tie thier shoes? Vis little Nazis.
What do you call a white guy in a house?
A homeowner.
What do you call a Mexican in a house?
A maid.
What do you call a black guy in a house?
A burglar.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but....
I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
What's darker than a black guy?
His past.
Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
Whats the similarity between a tornado and a black guy They both destroy neiborhods
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower
What's the difference between a bench and a black man?
A bench can support a family
Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
What's the flattest surface you can iron on ?
A white girls a**
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao
-only Juan
what's the difference between a black Xbox and a white xbox? If a black guy picks your black xbox up at night he's gone
What do you call a pool full of black kids?
Coco pops.
Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country" the white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Your so black that at night all people see is your yellow teeth, then Wiz Khalifa jumps out and starts singing 'Black and Yellow'!
What do you call to black guys in a sleeping bag?...
TWIX!
I was standing in the park and I was wondering why the frisbe got closer and closer and then it hit me.
What do a black guy and an ugly house have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood
Why does Beyoncè sing "To the left"?
Because black people have no rights.
A trucker is hired to deliver a bunch of generic black bowling balls to the new bowling alley across town. As hes driving, a deer runs out in front of his truck and he swerves and tips the truck, and his cargo goes flying everywhere. He jumps out of the truck and begins trying to gather up the bowling bowls. He notices that an old woman has run out of her house with a baseball bat and is beating the bowling balls with it. He runs over to her an yells, "what do you think you're doin' lady???" and she screams in distress, "I'm breaking them before they hatch."
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?

4 in the seats and 29 in the ash trash!
Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas?
So they have something to unwrap.
What's black and yellow and makes you laugh?
a bus full of niggers going over a cliff
What is the difference between santa and a jew?
Santa goes up the chimney
A cat has nine lives.
In China, it doesn't.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
RAPE
A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
A bad thing to to say to a Mexican to get their attention is "TACO"
Because If u really don't have one .......its time for you to cross the border.
What do you call black guys jumping off of a bridge?...
CHOCOLATE DROPS!
Whats the difference between a mexican and a printer?
A printer has its papers.
What do you call a bunch of whites running down a hill: avalanche
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill: mudslide
What do you call a bunch of rednecks running down a hill: volcano
What do you call a bunch of blacks running down a hill: jailbreak
How did the black guy escape prison?
He unscrewed all of the light-bulbs, how did he get caught?
He smiled.
School is like a boner.
It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew?
Harry made it out of the Chamber
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
Why is chess racist?
White goes first
How do you get black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Stick velcro sticker on the top of the ceiling!
Q: What do you call a Chinese woman rolling on a warm bed sheet?
A: An eggroll
White guy in car:cop
Mexican guy in car:taco vendor
Black guy in car:grand theft auto
why cant black poeple be thankful on thanksgiving? because its hard to be thankful when kfc isnt open
how did they improve transportation in Harlem?
they moved the trees closer together.
God tried to make everyone different, he got tired at China
What the difference between the sun, and a black person?
The sun makes the world a brighter place.
What are three things you can't give a nigger?
Black eye, fat lip, and a job
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt
Afro turf
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car
There is a secret maze With 100 dollars in the middle of the maze The Flying dutchman The boogie man a dumb mexican and a smart mexican are challenging Who will win???? The dumb mexican cause the rest dont exsist
there is a asain guy, white guy, and a Mexican guy on a ship and its sinking. so the captain says to throw anything off that they dont need. so the asian throws off some rice and says "we have to much of this in our country" the mexican throws off some beans and says " we have to much of this in out country" the white guy throws off the mexican and says " we have to much of this in our country"
I'm not racist I have a coloured TV
Zombie apocalypse reaches jamaica... That's it we're f*cked!
What do you call a mexican being baptised? Bean dip
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
What are 3 things a black man cant get ? A fat lip a black eye and a job
What's the differences between a black guy and a horse ?
The horse doesn't cry when it gets whipped.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
in black monopoly all spaces say go to jail
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". the bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". they switch places. the black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". the white man says "Sorry. we don't serve niggers"
Why can't white people swim?
because crackers get soggy when wet!
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Why are black people so fast: Beacause
All the slow ones are in jail.
What do you call a black guy with a wooden leg?
Shit stick
why do you go to a black mans garage sale?
so you can get all your stuff back.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain
How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground
how do you stop a black man from drowning A: take your foot of his head
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
Once there was a indian business man, anant. His boss was over in Japan at the moment and because there was a meeting he went over to Japan.

Once he got there his boss sent him a key for a motel room, and and girl to have sex with.
That night when they had sex, the girl kept saying,"Sanwa! Sanwa!" The man thought she was saying,"Good! Good!"

The next day after the meeting, the boss and his executive and the Texan had a game of golf. After the executive made a hole in one the Texan was there screaming, "Sanwa Sanwa" and the executive said,"What do you mean wrong hole?!"
What do you call a bus full of Mexicans ?
A Prison Bus
Why do black guys like basketball so much?
Because they can run shoot and steal
How is copper wire made?
Two jews fighting over a penny
The same works with two Catholic priests
Just toss a boy between them!
why did Hitler kill himself? Cause the jews sent him the gas bill.
What's the difference between a bench and a mexican. The bench can support a family.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
What do you call a mexican and a black person in an orange sleeping bag?
Reeses
What is a black persons's worst fear ?
Child Support
Why are white people afraid of parrots?
Polly wants a cracker.
A bIack woman named her 5 sons... Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called the by their last names.
What the number one crime in asia? identity theft
How long does it take for a black women to take a crap?
9 months
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
Why don't sharks eat black people?
They think its whale shit.
What did Hitler get his daughter for Christmas?
An easy bake oven
Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise
Example: Dong Ching Lau
I was driving down the street the other day and I saw a black guy carrying a tv. Then I said to my self wait, that looks like mine. Then I realized that can't be mine because mine is at home cleaning.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster
In Lahore city of pakistan where student's were addicted, professor was discussing the evils of drugs.
Off he went into his inventory of horrors: "Used regularly, drugs can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!"
"Now wait a minute, Professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? That's absurd!"
"No young man, it's sadly true," replied the Teacher smugly.
"Just suppose your girlfriend gets the drugged.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The governments a lie
Hitler was a jew
This black boy was in the kitchen and got flour over him, he ran up to his mom and yelled look mom I'm white! Them mom slapped the boy told him to go tell his grandma so he did and his grandma kicked him in the balls and told him to tell his dad the boy said "but he's on death row for killing the little white boy! The grandma looked at the boy and said exactly!
How many mexicans does it take to
screw in a light bulb? Just juan
TEACHER: Why would you paint something black?
STUDENT: So it runs faster.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first
So I failed my history test today.
Question: What's the reason for the civil war?
Apparently Niggers wasn't the answer.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a family.
Anant was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Anant used his

intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the

bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier

named Imran Khan would get up to say 'I am here !' Then Anant would shoot him down. This went on till Anant almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!
Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Anant was killing all his soldiers by fooling them. So he decides to use Anant's own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Anant etc.

Anant realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick,

suddenly says 'Who called me ?' and the Commander gets up to say 'I called you.'
Anant shoots him also down!
How do u get white people to go to a spelling bee?
Tell them the prize is unlimited Big Macs!
How do u get them to forfeit?
Tell them there's an Asian there.
What's the difference between a nigger and a Jew?
A Jew tries to get a lower price while the nigger says "f*ck it" and just steals the damn thing.
How does a black chick know when she is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike :D
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chambers.
What's the difference between a Jew and a boy-scout?
One of them comes back from camp
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Why do black people sing to "To the left to the left to the left"?
Because they have no rights.
What is the difference between hitler and Michael phelps
Michal phelps can finish a race
What is the difference between a European colonist and a tornado?
A: Tornadoes can't rape women
what do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
crime fighter
What do you do when a gang of black people attack you at night?
Nothing, you can't see them
Man Mexican jokes an black jokes are all the same once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal
Why don't black people dream? Cause we shot the last one that did.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
what do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
a churro
Pakistani went to London's Heathrow airport to buy his ticket back home to Rawalpindi. At the counter he found
that he was 10 pence short of the fare. Having no other way out, he turned to all the other passengers and begged.." Will
someone please give me 10 pence? I badly want to go back and meet my Abba and Ammi again!" "Here" said a Anant, reaching
into his wallet and handing him one Pound"..Keep the change and take nine of your country men with you!"
How do you blind fold a Asian person?
"How?"
Just put dental floss around their eyes.
When you give a white woman an anal, its heaven.
When you give a black woman an anal, your dick is gone because its the black hole.
Stevie Wonder is being interviewed. The journalist says "So Stevie, what's it like being born blind?".
Stevie Wonder replies "It could be worse, I could be black."
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
White begins, "once upon a time,"
black begins, "y'all motherf*ckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Im not asian, but i'll eat your cat.
What do you call a school bus full of black kids? A rotten banana.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? - Someone lost a quarter
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed
Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Just one time I wanna hear a sports announcer say, "Man black people are fast!"
How dora got into the united states
Through the desert
Across the boarder
And to the white van
what do you call a black person that jumps of a bridge?
Australian clean up day
Two blondes walking together, one stops and says " OMG do you see that!"
"see what" replies the other trying to look. " Look in front and slightly to the left!"
"my left or your left?"
What did the little black boy say when he had diarrhea?
Help me daddy I'm melting!
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza In a oven?
The pizza doesn't scream.
What do you get when you cross an asian and a native?
A calculator that doesnt work
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Q:what's the worst thing your wife can say during sex?
A:Honey I'm home
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Pakistaniwent to the doctor Anant because he could no longer get an erection. The doctor told him to bring his wife in. So the next day the man comes in with his wife. First, the doctor tells her, "Take off all of your clothes." So she does.
Next he tells her, "Now turn around... Okay, good. Now lie down." With this he pulls the man aside and tells him, "You are perfectly healthy. I didn't get a boner either."
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila!
Life is Like Jelly Beans... No one likes the black ones
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
an apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
the apple because the rope catches the black person
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
Some asshole came up to me and said "Hey, sand nigger!"
I replied with "What's up, snow cracker?"
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front
Why can't white men jump?
They're too busy making racist jokes.
If the whole world was covered in a jacket the white people would live in the pocket where would the black people live?
The HOOD
why are black people afraid of chainsaws
because when you turn them on the go run nig nig nig
How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
the people in Ferguson are as dumb as monkeys, but i dont want to insult the monkeys
why are black people scared of chain saws?
because the chain saw sounds like run nigga nigga
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
What did the black kid get for christmas? Your Bike
Why are mexicans fast.
cause all the slow ones are still in mexico.
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
In streets of New York Anant and Pakistani were walking. Pakistani : You Americans are cowards. We Pakistani are brave. You know you are talking to a son of lion.
Anant : Tell me if your mother had gone to Jungle or Lion came to your house !!
What is the best way to combine a black and a Mexican?
1.Mexiblack
2.Blacksican
(Vote kickass for Blacksican and lame for Mexiblack
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
What's the difference between a Black Man and a White Man
A Black Man has a shorter Life-span
KICK ASS If you get it
When successful black people talk about their children in public it kinda goes like
Black Guy#1: Mine is 9yrs old
Black Guy#2: Mine is 10yrs old
Random Black Guy: Oh I remember seeing Tyrone when he was 2. I left after that. Maybe he's 21 now.
Rate kick4ss if you see what I did in this joke
What's the difference between a boyscout and a Jew?
The boyscout comes back from camp.
Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society
A white guy walks into a bar with a pig. The black bartender sees them and says, "Hey, you can't bring that shit in here.", the pig replies, " Sorry, we'll leave."
What do you call Jaws when they film him in japan?
Shark Fin Soup
How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence
What do you call a black women having an abortion?
A crime stopper.
What did the white person said to the black person following him?
Are you my shadow?
Erection? Why not perfection?
how do you know when a black person's been on your computer.when it's gone
Whats the difference between Jews and pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys
Q: What's faster than a black man with a TV?
A: His son with the VCR
In Anant's motel,Two pakistani dwarfs go into a discotheque, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second paki asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard-on." The second paki shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the f*cking bed"
Warning: Very Racist! You have been warned!
Q: what is the difference between a bucket of dirt and a black guy?
A: the bucket
A white guy and a black guy jumped out of a tree who hit the ground first. White guy the black guy gets stoped by the rope
What did the chainsaw say to the black man,RUN NIGGA NIGGA RUN.
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. the American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!!" "I didn't do that" says the American. then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!!!!"
Me: "Here comes the airplane!"
Baby: *Opens mouth*
Me: "OH NO!!! It's the Taliban!" *Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon.* "KA-BOOM"
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
I was asked by my teacher, "What was Adolf Hitler's book called?"
Apparently, Adolf Hitler and the Gas Chambers of Secret wasn't the correct answer.
There was once a black boy, a jewish boy, and an Italian in 3rd grade. One day, they decided to play "who has the biggest dick". The Jew whipped it out, and then the Italian, and then the black. They looked at the black dick in astonishment, and told him it's huge because he's black.

That night at the dinner table, he told his parents "the other boys at school said that my dick is big because I'm black, is this true?" She replied, "no son, it's because you're 24".
Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Whats faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon!
Once you go asian you never miss an equation
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
Anant is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Anant ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

Pakistani: "You Americans folks eat the whole bread??"

Anant (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Pakistani: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to America."

The Pakistani has a smirk on his face.

Anant listens in silence.

The Pakistani persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread?!?"

Anant: "Of Course."

Pakistani: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling), "We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to America."

Anant then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan?"

Pakistani: "Why of course we do", the Pakistani says with a big smirk.

Anant: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used?"

Pakistani: "We throw them away, of course."

Anant: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
white guy: Whats long and black?
black guy: What?
white guy: A line to KFC
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes... they're all the same.
what do you do when you see a bloody Mexican in your backyard?
Stop laughing and reload.
Whats the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt Usain Bolt can finish a race
What is the difference between a Jewish person and a pizza

Pizzas don't scream when they are in the oven
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get away from the asians.
Whats the difference between a black guy and an elevator?
An elevator can raise a child.
what do u call 2 black guys in a sleeping bag? Twix
In New York Petrol Pump was inaugurated. The business was a bit slow. The owner thought of putting a promotional scheme. After a lot of brainstorming he decided on a novel, exciting plan. Next day he put a banner on his Pump saying," Buy $ 50.00 worth of Petrol and get free Sex !!!...* Conditions Apply."

Anant read the banner and drove in for a refill. He filled 50 $ worth of petrol and asked for free sex. The attendant directed him to the office. The man in the office saw his receipt of $. 50 and said that yes, he was eligible for free sex but he will have to guess any number from 1 to 9 and if his guess matched today number picked by the pump management, he would get free sex.

Anant guessed 7. The clerk looked into his folder and said, sorry, the number doesn't match. better luck next time.

After a week Anant went for a fill again. this time he guessed 3 and the clerk said sorry the number didn't match. He was really disappointed and was going back to his car when he met his paki friend. He told him his predicament and said he thought this scheme was a fraud.

The pakistani said, " It surely isn't a fraud. My wife got lucky twice to have free sex !
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler
Why do jews love birds? Cause they go cheap cheap.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?

- He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death
Wanna hear a joke? Black rights.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
so this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender asks dude where did you get that. and the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray
Rosa: What's long and black?
Zoey: I don't know, what?
Rosa: The line at KCF. Lmao
Zoey: Lmao. You shouldn't make fun of black people because they're on my family tree and still hanging there.
Both: LMAOOOO(:
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
- A Avalanche

What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
- A mudslide

What do you call Black people running down a hill?
- Jail break
Why don't Mexicans cook out? Because they can't figure out how to stop the beans from falling through the grill.
why do black guys have garage sales?
SO you can get your shit back!
What do you call a school bus full of black children? A rotten banana
Why don't black people dream?

Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Why do white girls never get arrested for littering but black girls do? Because the black girls have all the junk????????
;)
How do you suffocate a nigger?

Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
When a White guy is...
Scared- He gets even whiter
Cold- He turns Blue
Angry-He turns Red
Stoned- Gray duh
Sick- He turns Green
When a Black guy is...
Scared- He stays Black
Cold- He stays Black
Angry- He stays Black
Stoned- He stays Black
Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored
The guards at a prison told the prisoners, "There is going to be a basketball game, white people vs black people."
the prisoners showed up to the game and it was basically prisoners vs guards.
What's Mexico's favourite sport? Cross country!
what do you call a black kid on a bike?
thief
why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
it might be your bike.
How is the world like a jar of jelly beans?

No one likes the black ones.
Why can't black people be astronauts?
Their lips explode at 30,000 feet
Pathan from Lahore to his newly wed wife "Darling, now you can look at what I've got here", and proceeded to take out his organ.
She looked and replied, "Oh, What a sweet looking wee-wee!"
Pathan said, "No darling you don't have to call it a wee-wee now; you can call it a cock."
She looked at it for a while and then said "No, that's a wee-wee. A Cock is long, thick and black, niggas!"
Sherlock: We have no evidence, no forensics, nothing we don't know what's going on!
Watson: Then why don't we pin it on the black guy?
You remind me of my Asian friend.
Ug Lee
Why do blacks hate country music?
Every time they here "ho down" they think their sister got shot
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because the Jews sent him a gas bill.
The only thing worse than being racist is being black.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays . The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that. Mom says cause u black and they white. Next day Tyrone is crying again . What's wrong today Tyrone his mother ask. Tyrone said teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that. Mom says cause u black and they white. Next day he comes home smiling. What happened today Tyrone. Tyrone says mama we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white. Mama says no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill.... a avalanche!!!!
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy
What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
The Sole inbred
Question-What do you call a black guy in space?
Answer-An astronaut you racist bastards
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why dont black women wear panties to picnics?
to redirect the flies from the chicken
There was a son and a dad in a car. The dad said find something fast as a car. Ooh! The boy said. That black man running from the police.
whats long & black ?
the unemployment line
How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!!
What's the difference between a black owl and a white owl?
A white owl goes "who who" and a black owl goes "who dat who dat"
I'm happier than a black person in a weed store.
What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road?

There's skid marks in front of the dog.
Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
What is the best calculator?
The yellow ones walking around the place.
Did you hear about the 747 jet which crashed into a cemetery in Karachi? The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.....ab!!!!!
Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape
what's the difference between Harry Potter & the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber.
i dont uderstand y eerything hasto go against black people!
what have they ever done to u?
they were enslaved by white people and all u idiots do is to make fun about them. kickass if u agree with me
btw i am a white 12 year old kid with this opinion
Why do black people have nightmares? The last one to have a dream got shot. ;)
me - I'm gonna kill all the jews and one clown.
friend - Why one clown??
me - See! No one cares about the jews!
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Why didn't Mexico win any medals in the Olympics?
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is in the U.S
How do you fit 16 jews into a car?
Two in the front seat, three in the back, and the rest in the ashtray.
What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ?
The elevator can raise a child.
Who was the greatest Jewish cook of all time?
Hitler.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
What do you call a black guy on a bike?
Dirt bike
Why is aspirin white?
Because it has to work
Q. what do you call a black man on the moon?
A. An astronaut
how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none they just beat the room becouse its black.
Whats the difference between a black Jew and white Jew?
The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber.
Why are aspirins white? Because you want them to work don't you?
How do you kill 10000 Mexicans.... Throw a taco over a cliff How do you kill 10000 more say no one got it
Why do Mexican kids walk around school like the own the place?
Because their dads built, and their mom clean it
what is the difference between batman and a blackman ?
batman can go in a shop without robbin'
Why do nigger's have nightmares?because the last one that had a dream got shot
whats long and hard on a black guy? third grade
what do you call a shed full of niggers?
antique farming equipment
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned?
Baked beans.
There is an apartment with 3 stories. A white family lives in the top, a mexican family live in the middle, and a black family lives in the bottom. A tornado comes and wipes out the apartment. Who survives?
The white family because the parents were at work and the kids were at school!
why arent black people affended by thes jokes
because they cant read
If I was black i would become a super hero and go out at night my power would be invisibility i would be the black death
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.

When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"

God responds, "You are what you are"

The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.

One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"

The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
What is invisible sex?
A male Negro f*cking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom
Abdul in Lahore goes to his girlfriend Salma's home.
She goes in kitchen to prepare a tea for him.
Her mobile was lying on sofa. He calls on her mobile just for fun.
Mobile rings with display - Asshole no. 5 calling !!!
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car... 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray
What do you call a white kid in college?
A student
What do you call a Mexican kid in college?
A janitor
What do you call a black kid in college?
A miracle
what do you call a person who is black and asian
SOME TING WONG!
Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too
What do u call a black priest? holy shit
If you ever get your phone wet put it in a bag of rice it will attract Asians that will fix your phone and eat the rice
FUBU stands for FARMERS USED TO BEAT US or FARMERS USED TO BUY US
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Whats the difference between a black guy and a parkbench?
A park bench can support a family.
Iam not racist
Racism is a crime
and crime is for niggers
what do the letter in the car PONTIAC stand for?????
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac, PONTIAC
Q. Why can't Mexicans have BBQ's?
A. Because their beans will fall through the grill.
I'm not racist, racism is a crime... and crime is for black people.
Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? A: They give them gas.
How do Asians name their babies?
By throwing pots and pans down the stairs.
What happens when a Jew runs into a wall with a boner?
He breaks his nose.
How do you know when black chicks are pregnant. When the baby picks all the cotton out the tampon.
What's the difference between a Jew and a cookie?
Cookies aren't meant to be burnt.
What do you call an elevator filled with dead white people's bodies?
A bag of chips!
what do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames
a fire cracker.
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs
Q:why dont you see black people on cruises.
A: because thay have sailed that ship before
It's no coincidence that when your liver quits working, it turns bIack.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america
What do you call an Indian dating site?
Connect the dots.
What do you call a black man on top of a church?
Holy shit!
Why didn't you hit the black kid riding the bike?
- It was probably your bike.
My girlfriend dumped me saying I don't live up to her black ex-boyfriend.
"When you can do what a black man can do, get back in touch," she laughed.
So after three months of trying, I've sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet.
I await her apology...
What is the difference between a Jew and a Boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camps!
If the Nazis had their own TV show, how would they end it?
'Anne Frankly' thats the end of the show.
What's a Mexican with a broken lawnmower?
Unemployed
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
What do you call a black terminator?
Schwartzenigga!
Whats Black and don't work? (49% of the USA)
American man needed blood for his heart surgery.
He got it from a poor Pakistani.
American gave him 5 million dollars. Once again American needed blood for surgery.
Pakistani was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Amercan just gave him a kick. Pakistani asked the reason of coward selfishness.
American now replied: Now I also have Pakistani's blood in my body
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"
My simple answer is:
It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
don't be racist.be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber. Created by Japan. Speaks English. and looks Mexican. jumps like a black man and grabs coins like jews
Whats the difference between a mexican and a book?
"a book has papers"
Q. What do you call a white person on top of a black person?
A. Society.
Q. What do you call a black person on top of a white person?
A. Rape
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong
How to identify groups:
A group of White people= Lawyers
A group of Black people= Gangs
A group of Mexican people= Gangs
A group of Italians= Mafia Business
A group of Arab= Terrorists
A group of Romanians= Illegal immigrants
A group of Indians= Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Life Lemons Saying
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker"
whats the difference between a jew and pizza? pizza doesnt scream when it gets put into the oven.
white guy: " this land was made for you and me"
Black guy: "this land was slaved for you by me"
What is the one single word that begins with 'n' that you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor.
What do you call a pack of high mexicans

Backed beans
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo - There was only two vans
Q: How does Australians have sex?
A: They don't, they 'mate'.
A black guy a white guy a Mexican guy and a Chinese guy are on Mount Everest the Chinese man says this is for me people he jumps off the mountain the Mexican guys says this is for my people he jumps of the mountain the black man says this is for my people and punches the white man off the mountain.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Q: theirs a black guy and a mexican in a car, who driving?
A: the cop.
What word starts with "N" and end's with "R" that you don't want to call a black man??
"Neighbor"
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
tom died and peter was giving him a tour of heaven. this first area of clouds is our meditating area. over there is our flower gardens. these next clouds is our hall of records. now when we go by these next clouds you must be very quiet. why, says tom, its the mormons they think they are the only ones here.
Q: What's the difference between a Scout and a Jew?
A: The Scout returns from Camp.
What did god say when he made the first black man...... oh dam I burnt one
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey.
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
What Do you call a black man Falling down off from a 10 story building? Black Hawk Down
Whats the worst part about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven
How do you kill 10,000 mexicans ?
you throw a quarter over a cliff
how do you kill 10,000 more?
tell em nobody got it
What do black girls and black cats have in common? They're bad luck.
Whats the difference between Headphones and a white person beating their kid...
For headphones you can hear the beats !

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Tuesday, 23 February 2016

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