Friendship Jokes

• A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend.




• TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.

• A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.

• There are few things I enjoy more than picking an argument with my girlfriend when she has the hiccups.

• The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".

• If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends – they might not give you a chance to change your mind…

• I found out about you from my last nightmare.

• You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.

• I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited.

• I always tell new hires, don't think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.

• Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server.

• Nothing brings neighbors together, like a broken elevator.

• Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

• Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera.

• Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?

• My friend's friend is my friend. My friend's girlfriend is my friend. My friend's boyfriend is just a scum.

• Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name.

• Don't tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you.

• The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend.

• I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner.

• I like the sound of you not talking.

• It's a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.

• Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.

• Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

• I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me.

• Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand...