Happiness Jokes

• It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places...




• The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it.

• Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

• People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.

• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

• Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.

• When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.

• As best man it is my job to tell you about the groom, and all the embarrassing things that have happened to him in the 28 years leading up to what was the happiest day of his life until i started this speech.

• Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

• If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back.

• Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?