Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, Knock
  Who's There?
  Jose
  Jose who?
  Jose can you see...
  




• knock knock
  who's there
  oddley hee
  oddley hee who
  I didn't know you could yodel!

• Knock Knock?

  Who’s There?

  Cowp!

  Cowp who.
  (Cow Poo)

• Knock, Knock!
  
  Who's there? Amos.
  
  Amos who?
  
  Amosquito just bit me!

• Knock, Knock
  Who's there?
  Boo
  Boo who
  Boo hoo
  why are you crying it's just a joke!!

• Knock Knock
  Who's there?
  Alex
  Alex who?
  Alexplain later now let me in.

• Knock, Knock
  Who's there?
  Boo
  Boo who
  Boo hoo
  why are you crying it's just a joke!!

• Knock Knock.
  
  Who's there?
  
  Existentially.
  
  Existentially, who?
  
  I know what you mean.

• Knock Knock!
  Whose there?
  Dwane
  Dwane who?
  Dwane the bathtub I’m Dwownig?
  

• Knock-Knock
  Who's there?
  Lettuce
  Lettuce Who?
  Lett us make this paper
  

• Knock, Knock
  Who's there?
  Ketchup.
  Ketchup who?
  Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet.
  

• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Lettuce!
  Lettuce who?
  Lettuce in, its cold out here!
  

• Knock Knock

  Whose There?

  Yea Old

  Yea Old Who?

  Yea Old Vitimans
  (Year Old Vitimans)

• Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

• Knock-knock.
  Who's there?
  Dishes.
  Dishes who?
  Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!

• Knock, knock.
  Who's there?
  Isabelle
  Isabelle who?
  Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
  

• Knock, Knock.

  Who’s there?

  Hatch.

  Hatch who?

  Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

• Knock-Knock
  Who's there?
  Alex
  Alex who?
  Alex plain later!
  

• Knock-knock
  Who's there?
  Who, Who
  I didn't know you have an owl
  

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Luck.
  Luck who?
  Luck through the keyhole and you'll find out
  
  

• Knock-Knock
  Who's there?
  Dwayne.
  Dwayne who?
  Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!

• Knock, knock!
  Who is there?
  Paul!
  Paul who!
  Paul light, and gentle, I knock, knock! Open up and snuggle!
  I Never break in!
  

• KNOCK KNOCK

  WHO’S THERE

  CARGOES

  CARGOES WHO?

  CARGOES BEEP BEEP !

• Knock Knock.

  Who’s there?

  Gorilla.

  Gorilla who?

  Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry!