Yo mammas so fat she caused the Challenger rocket to fall
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
yo momma's so fat when dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes
Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank!
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
yo mama is so stupid she brought a fork and a knife to the hunger games
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!
Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away!
Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama's so ugly that yo daddy first met her at the pound!
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes!
Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck!
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
yo moma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo mamma so fat she is on both sides of the family picture.
Yo Momma, so hairy Bigfoot stopped to take a picture of her.
Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo Momma is so stupid she thought ronaldo was the best magician in the world because he does the most hat tricks.
yo mama is so fat her belly buttion gets home 15 minutes before she does!!!
Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.
Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.
Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!
Your momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but works
Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.
Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.
Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her
Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow
Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!
Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!
Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!
Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.
Yo momma so poor at her house they have to eat cereal with a fork to preserve milk.
yo momma is so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and everyone started to shout taxi
Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank!
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new
yo Momma so ugly, when she joined a terrorist organization,
they robbed a bank by threatening to take her mask off.Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.
Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!!
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her
Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.
Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade.
Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.
Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater
Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion.
you moma is so old that she has jesus in her year book
Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek.
Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out.
Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.
Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air
Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going
Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop.
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of HER!
yo mama like a squirrle she always got nuts in her mouth--jr
Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."
Yo momma so fat that when she asked for a water bed they had to put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean!
Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!
Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!
Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!
Yo mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Yo momma so poor that I saw her running after garbage truck with a shopping list
Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
the only difference between a rooster and your mom is a rooster says cockadoodledoo and your mom says any cock will do
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man
Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way
Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss
Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid
Yo momma so stupid when you asked for an xbox 360 for your birthday, she put an x on a cardboard box, spinned it around, and said happy birthday
Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mamma so old when she farts she farts out dust
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs
Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV
Your momma's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up
Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl
Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V
Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key
Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View
Your momma's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama so poor when you walk in her house's front door you're in the backyard.
Yo mama is like a bowling ball ......
You can fit three fingers in her.
She goes down the gutters then she comes back for more.Yo mommas so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon.
Yo mamma so fat, when she jumped up, she got stuck in the air!
Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change
Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.
Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her red t-shirt she runs through brick walls yellin', "Kool-Aid!"
Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go???
Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Your momma's so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.
Yo momma's so fat when she sings theres a earthquake
your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
Yo momma's so fat that she makes a sumo wresler look like an arexion.
Yo momma's so fat that when it rains she where's a yellow jacket and everyone yells taxi.
Yo mamma is so ugly and fat when she went out side the kids said run its a dinosour!!!
Yo momma's ass is so big that when she sits down she's three feet taller.
Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!!
Your mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read the air heads motto "Out Of Control"
Yo mumma so fat she got stopted at da airport for havin 200 punds of crack
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
Yo mamma so fat even Hurcules can't lift her up.
Yo momma so poor...She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo momma so dumb she sticked batteries up her butt and said, "I've got da power!"
yo momma so f*ckin ugly she made one direction turn the other f*ckin direction!
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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your mom is like a traffic cone
everyone avoids hitting that sh*tYo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Your momma's so fat she comes from both sides of the family
Yo Momma is so poor she use's her head as a mop.
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
Yo mamma so fat I walked around her half way and got lost.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo momma is so fat that I took a photo of her at Christmas and it's still printing
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
yo momma so stupid that when she heard the super bowl was coming she took a spoon
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.
Yo Momma so fat, even Dora cant explore her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo Momma is so STUPID
She made an appointment with Doctor PEPPERYo mama is so nasty when she put a cucumber in her panties she pulled out a pickle!
Yo mama's so damn fat I pictured her in my head and the b*tch broke my damn neck!
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo Momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Momma is so fat they have to attach a siren to her back when she backs up
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
Yo momma is so ugly, even Cilit wouldn't bang her.
Q: What's the difference between yo momma and a washing machine?
A: When I drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for a week.Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change
Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.
Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her red t-shirt she runs through brick walls yellin', "Kool-Aid!"
Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go???
Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Your momma's so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.
Yo momma's so fat when she sings theres a earthquake
your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
Yo momma's so fat that she makes a sumo wresler look like an arexion.
Yo momma's so fat that when it rains she where's a yellow jacket and everyone yells taxi.
Yo mamma is so ugly and fat when she went out side the kids said run its a dinosour!!!
Yo momma's ass is so big that when she sits down she's three feet taller.
Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!!
Your mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read the air heads motto "Out Of Control"
Yo mumma so fat she got stopted at da airport for havin 200 punds of crack
Yo mama so fat that she needs cheat codes to wii fit
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo Momma so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for two hours because it said 'concentrate'.
Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl
Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs
Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner
Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her
Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter
Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"
Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"
Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower
Yo mamas so poor when I walked in the front door I tripped out the back
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!
Yo mama's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!
Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!
Yo mama's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
Yo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!
Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!
Yo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket!
Yo mama so fat, when she died, scientists recounted world population and realised 2 billion people were missing.
*Which proofs yo mama was like 2 billion people*Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.
Yo mamma's so fat she broke ur family tree
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks the Salvation Army has tanks and machine guns.
Yo momma legs are like a library,they're open to the public
Yo Mommas so dumb, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
Yo Momma so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Your mama is so fat, she brung a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.
Yo mama forehead so big when she sleeps her dreams are like movies
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!
Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!
Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!
Yo mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1.
YO momma is so fat she had to make you to clean her ass because she could not get it
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.
Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter
Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"
Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"
Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Your momma is so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.
Yo Momma is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live
Yo mama so fat she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list
Your mamma is so stupid when she looked at her reflection in the window she said who the hell are you
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo momma so fat she makes Free Willy look like a goldfish
Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo momma was so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team!
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo Momma so dumb, her brain cells are an endangered species.
yo mamas so ugly freddy krugger has nightmares of her
Yo mama so hairy,she has afros on her nipples
Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the Gap, she filled it in.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space
Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.
Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio
Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again
Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!
Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please
Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.
Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target
Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.
Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV
Your momma's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up
Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl
Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V
Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key
Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View
Your momma's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo Momma, so fat, that three musketeers tried to send her mounds on the milky way to mars, but she just snickered and ate them all.
Your mum is so dumb she uses a satellite dish to try to communicate with aliens.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo momma's so old, they had to take her tampon to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she put on a yellow shirt a kid yelled," Hey! there's the school bus!"
Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.
Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.
Yo Momma so fat, when she had a sex with her husband she suffocated him.
Yo momma is so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.
Yo mama so stupid she locked her keys inside of a Motorcycle
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
yo mama so ugly she went to the bathroom and scared the crap out the toilet
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Q: What's the definition of Infinite??
A: Yo mamma's weight.yo momma's so stupid she tried to climb mountain-dew
yo mamma is so damn fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move over
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out
Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
Yo mama is so small she can't even get high.
Yo Momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "Sorry, one at a time please."
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo Momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away!
Yo mamma is so old she has autographed Bible.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo momma is so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid.
Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door
Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale
Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".
Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub
Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass of of me.
Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.
Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here
Your mamma is so fat I shot the bitch and lard came out.
Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!
Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!
Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of it
Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo mama so poor I blew out her lighter and she said who turned of the light
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man
Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way
Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss
Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid
Yo momma so poor...When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
your momma is like a bowling ball she big shes round and u can fit 3 fingures in her
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
your momma's so fat she got fined for wieghting 10 pounds of crap.
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank!
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new
Yo momma so fat she walked past my house and I missed 1year of light
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out! (Submitted by )
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.Yo Momma is so black, she used to get marked absent in Night School.
yo momma so ugly that even the god of beauty cant fix that b*tch
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 405 freeway!!!!!
Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button!
Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn
Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the Bitch Got A group Discount
Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks
Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolles over and smokes a ham
Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion.
Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk dudes fill out of her ass
Yo mamma's got so many rolls she puts Brumby's out a business
Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!!
How do people know what yo mamma actually looks like?
Kickass if u agreeYo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mamma so fat, when she was swimming she was mistaken for an island!
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo momma so fat she uses a satellite in outer space to take a selfie
Your mothers like a pump shotgun to cocks and one blow
Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.
Yo Momma be like a vacuum; she sucks, blows, and gets laid In the closet.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo momma so fat even flat stanley told her to scoot the f*ck over
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo momma is so hairy, that when she went to the movies to see Star Wars. People looked at her and said" Its Chewbacca"
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo Momma so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th, and 6th of June
Yo momma so ugaly she walked into a scary hay ride and came out with a appilcation
Yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean she said "ha take that Moses "
I did a marathon yesterday. Two laps around yo momma!
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
Your momma's so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way.
Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...
Your momma's so smelly even dogs dont smell her.
Your momma's so smelly she was playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left.
Your momma's so Smelly her poop is glad to escape.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.
Your momma so fat...Her blood type is Ragu.
Your mom's so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth!!!
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!
Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!
Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!
Yo mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Yo Mama so old...She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow dress while bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo momma so ugly that Santa came on Christmas Eve, he said "Ho! Ho! Holly shit!!!"
Yo mamma's so old, her birth certificate says "expired"
Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
yo mamma so poor when it was time to move she kicked her can across tow
Yo mama so fat that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mama’s vagina is so hairy when she had you,it took 5 indiana jones to find you.
Yo mama so poor the ducks feed her bread!
( when you see people in the park )yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said i want ur weight not your phone number.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Everytime yo mamma farts the tsunami warning sirens go off in Japan.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo Momma's so fat, Jesus can't lift her spirit.
Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo Mama So Poor Ducks Throw Bread At Her .
Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man
Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way
Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss
Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid
Yo Momma so fat the Superbowl is only for her breakfast...
Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
Yo Mama so old...She's got the first autographed Koran.
Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.
Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.
Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!
Your momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but works
Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.
Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.
Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her
Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow
Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!
Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!
Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!
Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama so fat she broke the stair way to heaven
Yo momma is so fat, Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her asshole.
Your mum is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years
Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!
Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!
Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!
Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME
Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".
Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus
Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes
Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!
Yo mamma is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck.
Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big bitch"
Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."
Yo Momma so fat when she talks to herself it's a long distance call
Yo momma so cheap I gave her a penny for sex and still got change back
Yo momma's so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to Hell.
Yo Momma so short that even when she smokes she can't get high
yo mama so fat she was the wrecking ball
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
yo momma is like a vacuum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!
Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!
Yo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!
Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma's so ugly, she gotta be yo momma.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fat ass off of me.
Yo mamma's so fat she turned an airplane into a submarine.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo momma is so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Your momma so fat...She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo mamma suck damn stupid she returned her sun glasses because they blocked they sunlight. (pace-palm)
Yo mama so black when she goes outside the streetlights turn on.
Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
yo mama so fat when she walked into a theater. everybody was like"WOAH 3D"
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
yo mamma is so short when she smokes pot she cant even get high
Yo Momma so black she is the shadow
Yo mama so dumb she drove to Disney land and she saw a sign that said "Disney Land Left" so she went home.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo momma's like a postal stamp: lick it, stick it, then send that bitch away.
Yo momma so fat, her picture was taken by a sattelite
Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says "expired" on it
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
yo mamma is so old she used to babysit jesus
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof
Yo mama like a vacume she sucks she blows and get laid in a closet
Yo mama so ugly the Walking Dead wouldn't walk with her.
Yo Mama so old...She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mamma so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got arrested for disturbing the peace
Yo momma so old...She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo momma so stupid.... she tried buying tickets for XBOX LIVE!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
yo momma so fat she needs cheats for wii fit plus
yo momma likes it doggie style........with a dog
Yo Mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo Mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo Mama's so nasty, she has a sign around her neck that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo Mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo Mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo Mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!
Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!
Yo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!
Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so ugly,the automatic open doors
Didn't open for her.Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo Mama so old...When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo momma is so fat that when she applied to be a bus driver she found out she was qualified to be the bus.
Person: Siri search Funny animals .
I phone:looking for a Rock.
Person: you b*tch.
I phone:calling momyo mama so fat when people saw her they yelled the earth is colliding
Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.
Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.
Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.
Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.
Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!
Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo momma's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she still comes back for more.
Yo momma's so old, her first car was a Model T-Rex.
Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle around for air conditioning.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Your momma's so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way.
Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...
Your momma's so smelly even dogs dont smell her.
Your momma's so smelly she was playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left.
Your momma's so Smelly her poop is glad to escape.
Yo momma so fat You're dad went in , but never came out.
Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space
Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.
Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio
Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again
Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!
Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please
Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.
Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target
Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.
Yo mamma so fat when she went out side in a yellow rain jacket and the kids yelled the school bus is here
Yo momma is so old her pubic hairs are 50 Shades Of Gray.
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.1.Yo mama so fat she sits on both sides of the family!
2.Yo mama so fat the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!
3.Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells ''Taxi!''
4.Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!"
5.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
6.Last time I saw something as ugly as yo mama, I pinned a tail on it
7.Yo mama so stupid she can't even read with an audio book!
8.Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate contains an apology letter!
9.Yo mama so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it!
10.Yo mama so fat she can't even stop to a conclusion!
11.Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"
12.Yo mama so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th, and 6th of June!
13.Yo mama so fat she doesn't eat with a fork... she eats with a forklift!Yo Momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, ''Wait! Stop! Thieves! You forgot the remote!''
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo Momma so fat when she was growing up she didn't play with dolls, she played with midgets
yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal cry
Your mom is like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow!
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo momma so fat the wales sang to her "we are family even though your fatter than me"
Yo momma so stupid she wished for some food in morisons
Your mom is so black when she got out of the car the "check oil" light turned on.
Yo moma so fat she wears trashbags for socks.
Yo momma so fat, she broke the branch in her family tree!
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo Mamma so fat, I took a picture of her last month and it's still printing.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming:Look, a flying saucer!
What's the difference between yo mamma and a walrus?
One has whiskers and smells like dead fish while the other one's a walrus.yo mama is so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed
Your mom so old I slapped her on the back then her tits fell off
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs
Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo momma so fat she added a profile picture to her Facebook and it's still loading.
Yo momma so fat her belly button is the size of the grand canyon.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo Momma so fat when she put on a white sheet on herself she went as Antarctica.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mamma so nasty, that she sucks your daddys dick and comes to kiss you goodnight.
Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek.
Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out.
Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.
Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air
Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going
Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop.
Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a park car
Yo momma so black she was arrested for impersonating a sharpie!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so stupid she played gotcha nose with Voldemort, she took it so seriously
yo moma so ugly she made one direction go the other direction:) !
yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs it played the theme song of eastenders.
Question: Why does Tigger smell?Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Your mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill George wasinhgton said o hail can you see,get your fat ass off me!
Yo mama so short she does pull-ups with a staple.
Yo mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up.
Yo momma so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb
Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned
Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"
Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."
Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped in Ohio, Tokyo had an aftershock.
your momma is so stupid she fell up the stairs
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt?Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!
Yo mama's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!
Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!
Yo mama's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
Yo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!
Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!
Yo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket!
1.Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
2.Yo Mama is so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car.
3.Yo Mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
4.Yo mama is so fat that the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream truck. 5. Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest they said "sorry no professionals."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
yo mama so poor
she opened up her e-mail address just to eat the spamYour mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.
You momma so fat she went in to In-N-Out, she could get in, but she couldn't get out.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo Momma so fat... when she went bungie jumping.....THE BRIDGE BROKE!
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo momma so fat and old, when God said Let There Be Light, he told her to move out of the way.
Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change
Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.
Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her red t-shirt she runs through brick walls yellin', "Kool-Aid!"
Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go???
Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Your momma's so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.
Yo momma's so fat when she sings theres a earthquake
your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
Yo momma's so fat that she makes a sumo wresler look like an arexion.
Yo momma's so fat that when it rains she where's a yellow jacket and everyone yells taxi.
Yo mamma is so ugly and fat when she went out side the kids said run its a dinosour!!!
Yo momma's ass is so big that when she sits down she's three feet taller.
Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!!
Your mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read the air heads motto "Out Of Control"
Yo mumma so fat she got stopted at da airport for havin 200 punds of crack
Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank!
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new
Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
You momma is so big that I still remember the day I was looking at the news and all animal rescuers were trying to return that "blue whale" that was sleep on the sand back in to the ocean.
Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
Yo Momma's so poor she tried soul food
Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
Yo Momma's is so poor that your tits are real
Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV
Your momma's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up
Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl
Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V
Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key
Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View
Your momma's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls
Yo momma so ugly even Chris Brown won't hit on her
yo mama like a piece of chicken fat greasy and everyone had a piece of her
Yo momma is so fat every time she poops in the ocean its the size titanic
Yo momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma's so fat, when she dived into the river, she was the reason why Moses was able to walk across with the jews.
yo mama so fat when she put a yellow jacket on kids say get ready here come the bus!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.
Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.
Yo mama so fat I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck
Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.Yo Momma is like a hockey player she only showers after 3 priods.
Yo momma so ugly she made a hyena cry.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo momma so stupid she
stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say goYo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
yo momma is soooooo ugly she made right guard turn left
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo Momma's so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."
Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 405 freeway!!!!!
Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button!
Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn
Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the Bitch Got A group Discount
Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks
Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolles over and smokes a ham
Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion.
Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk dudes fill out of her ass
Yo mamma's got so many rolls she puts Brumby's out a business
Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!!
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she died she broke the stairway to heaven
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo momma is so fat that the National Weather Service has to name her farts.
Yo Mamma is like the sun, when look up at her your blind
KickAss if get it!Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"
yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does!
Yo momma is so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama so old, she has Jesus' beeper number.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
Yo momma's like a damn vacuum cleaner: she sucks, blows and stays in the closet
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.yo mama so stupid
she thought seaweed was something that fish smokeYo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma is like a Christmas tree! people hang their balls on her.
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."
yo mama is so damn old she still owes jesus 5 bucks
Yo momma is so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mamma so ugly she is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Yo momma'so fat, if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo Momma is so fat…That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl
Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs
Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner
Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her
Yo mama's so fat when she went to In and Out she couldn't get in or out.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.
Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!!
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her
Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.
Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade.
Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.
Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater
Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her own age she died
yo mamas so fat when she went to the zoo some one said "oh shit the elephants lose, get it back in its cage.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
yo mama so fat when she walks past the tv when im watching doctor who i mis the whole series
Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.
yo momma so dumb she tripped over the wireless phone
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo Momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
Yo Momma so ugly, she made a happy meal frown.
yo mama so hairy,people wonder why she wears a fur coat to a nude beach
Yo mama is so fat that when I had sex with her I had to roll over two times to get off of her.
Your momma so poor when I stepped in a puddle she said get out my bathtub
Yo Momma so black, when she walked outside, the street lights turned on.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo Momma so ugly when a cop shot at her the bullet called for backup
Yo Momma's so stupid, when Pythagoras made Pi, she ate it.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo momma so fat, the whole season five of Pretty Little Liars just passed by.
Yo mama is so stupid when I asked for a Hot Pocket she lit her pants on fire.
yo momma is like a hockey player...
she changes pads every 3 periodsYo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo mama so fat she got arrested for ten pounds of crack.
Yours mum like a mosquito you have to slap her to stop sucking.
idiot: you b*tch your mums so dumb she bought tickets to xbox live
class: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me: you mums so dumb she tried to drown a fish
class:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idiot: f*ck you
me: i would but im not gay and your girlfriend beat you to it
class and idiot:.....Yo Momma so fat, the only letters she knows in the alphabet are K.F.C
Your momma is so fat NASA used her to fill a hole in the ozone layer.
yo momma is dumb she put cat food in her pants to feed her pussy
Yo momma is so skank, that the local STD clinic had an open day in her honor ... because her's was the biggest opening they'd seen in years
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo momma is so stupid she ate her food stamps.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high
Yo mamma is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and ran away
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she wen't in the elevator she press Up it wen't down!
Yo mommy so stupid she saw a bus filled with white people and said stop that Twinkie
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
yo mamma so old she sat behind jesus in the first grade
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
your mama is so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping of a curb
Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.
Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!!
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her
Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.
Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade.
Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.
Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater
Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Momma so stupid, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays hopscotch she uses North America, South America, Europe, and Africa
Yo mama so fat the National Hurricane Center named each of her farts.
Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
Yo Momma's so poor she tried soul food
Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
Yo Momma's is so poor that your tits are real
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man
Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way
Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss
Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid
Yo Momma so fat when she sat on the dollar she made a booger come out of George Washington's nose.
Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Your momma's so stupid when my car ran out of gas she came over and farted in the tank.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.Yo mama is so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest one of the hosts said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so fat she needs 5hr energy to sit
Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama's so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light!
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!
Yo mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!
Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
Yo mama's so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends!
Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!
Yo mama's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."!
Yo mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!
yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said "why are u giving me your phone number"
yo mama so ugly that when she looked into a mirror, the mirror grew legs and ran away.Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so ugly even lady goga didn't want to poker face...
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mamma just like a freezer: she lets everyone put their meat in her.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Every one knows about yo momma jokes but were the hell are the yo daddy jokes
yo daddys so gay he makes justin look strait.Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
yo momma so poor she uses cheerios for earings
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mama so fat in Indiana Jones she was the boulder
Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie. (Submitted by )
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama so hairy when I hugged her I got a rug burn.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.
Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.
Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.
Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.
Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!
Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo Momma is so fat…That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo momma is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mammas so fat when she went skydiving she caused a solar eclipse
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.
yo mamma poor I seen her chasing the garbage truck with her grocery list
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo momma so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so fat,when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building,all the people shouted"NO!DONT DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!
Yo mama's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!
Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!
Yo mama's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
Yo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!
Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!
Yo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket!
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
Yo Mama has more rolls than a bakery
Yo momma so poor...The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo mama has so many rolls of fat she has to screw on her pants.
yo mommas so fat when she stepped on a scale she said i asked for my wait not my phone number
yo mama so fat when she twerks it makes an earthqauke
yo mamma so fat evry time she turns aroun its her birthday
yo mama so poor
she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioningYo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo Momma so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please
Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.
yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scales the doctor said I wanted your wait not your phone number
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!
Yo momma so slutty they call her vagina the "man cave"
yo momma's so short when she gets off the bus she hits her forehead to the curb
1.Yo mama so fat she sits on both sides of the family!
2.Yo mama so fat the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!
3.Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells ''Taxi!''
4.Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!" 5.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King whyleYo mamma is fat that every time she turns around its her brthday
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
YO MAMA SO FAT...
I HAD TO GREASE THE DOOR AND HOLD 2 TWINKIES ON THE OTHER SIDE TO GET HER THROUGH!Yo mamma's so fat her baby picture was taken by Neil Armstrong.
Yo Momma is so skinny, she uses a bandage as a MAXI pad.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo mama is so flat, that the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Tough Guy: Can you see your penis in the shower?
Boy: No
*Classroom laughs*
Tough Guy: Ohh really? Why Not?
Boy: Because your mom's head is on it
*Classroom falls silent*Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo Momma is so grumpy that everytime you called her name she would s**t her pants!
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo momma is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where's my gumball?"
Yo momma ass is so hairy its like Don King is about to jump out and shout "ONLY IN AMERICA!"
Yo momma's so dirty, even roaches won't live with her.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.Yo mama is so fat whenever she wears a yellow rain coat everyone calls out TAXI
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Your mom is like a vacuum. She sucks,she blows,and she is always in the closet.
Yo momma's so fat...To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama's so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light!
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!
Yo mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!
Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
Yo mama's so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends!
Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!
Yo mama's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."!
Yo mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo Momma is so ugly she's the reason the Great Wall of China exists in the first place.
Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!
Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!
Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!
Yo mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Yo mama so short she does pull-ups with a staple.
Yo mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up.
Yo momma so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb
Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned
Yo Momma so ugly that when she walk's in kitchen, the mice jump on the table and scream "HOLY SH*T SHE FCKIN UUUUGGLY".!!
Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on
Yo Mama's so fat she throws up gravy
Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer
Yo Mama's so fat it's not funny
Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way
Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign
Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla loox like an action figure
Yo Mama's so fat she needs a wide load stiker on her butt
Yo momma so dumb she got fired from a blow job
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
Yo Momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma is so fat she created a hotmail account just so she can eat Spam
Yo mamma so stupid she bought a puzzle and returned it because it was broken.
yo momma is so stupid he got trapped into a food store and she starved to death
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King
,Swcaskey thanksYo mama so short she can 69 with Yoda.
Yo Momma be a bowling ball; She be round and heavy, gets three fingers stuck into her, and be thrown in the gutter, but she just comes rolling back fo' more.
yo mamma is so stupid,she thought chris brown was a colour.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
yo mama so fat, she jump in da air and we never saw the sun again!
yo mamma so ugly she got arrested for showing her face.
Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"
yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror bloody mary ask her if she wanted a job
Yo mama so fat she asked for a waterbed and they put a blanket over the damn ocean.
If someone's older than you and they ask how old are you say this. I'm old enough to f**k your mom.
Yo momma's such a slut that she sat on pinnochio's face and told him to tell a lie
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
yo mama so stupid that she thougt dunkin donuts was a basketball team
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dollar store and said, "How much is this?"
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!
Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!
Yo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!
Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
yo mama is so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday
yo momma so damn black and dumb, the only letters she knows are..... K.F.C
Yo momma's so fat even Nationwide could cover her side.
Yo momma so fat, she uses the Kool-Aid man for a teacup.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Your mama so stupid, when she found a coin with Caesar's name on it, she tried to return it to him.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to church, Jesus fell of the cross
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo momma so short she can limbo under the door.
Yo momma so stupid when someone said blowjob she started blowing for 5 hours thinking she would get money
yo mammas so fat when she dresses in green in tokyo and the japenese say "ahh it godzilla"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mamas so fat that it took Nationwide three years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo Momma so ugly, when she was born her mom said, "What a treasure!"
Her father said, "Yeah, let's go bury it!"Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on
Yo Mama's so fat she throws up gravy
Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer
Yo Mama's so fat it's not funny
Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way
Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign
Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla loox like an action figure
Yo Mama's so fat she needs a wide load stiker on her butt
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Your momma is like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw.
Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.
Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.
Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.
Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.
Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!
Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Your momma so fat...She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Momma is so black, she used to get marked "absent" in Night School
Yo momma is so stupid that she puts make up on her forehead just to make up her mind.
Yo Momma so short when she sit on a nickel lying on the floor, her leg doesn't touch the floor
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!
Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!
Yo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!
Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek.
Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out.
Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.
Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air
Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going
Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.
Yo momma so ugly she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breast feed it
Yo momma is so fat she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii.
Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl
Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs
Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner
Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
yo mommas so fat, everytime she falls in love she breaks it
yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mommas so ugly she made one direction go the other way
Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
yo momma so stupid she puts a ruler in her bed to see how long she sleeps
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!
Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!
Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!
Yo mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
Yo mama so dumb she took a umbrella to see Purple RainYo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma so fat when someone told her it was chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl
Yo mama is so ugly she couldn't even get a date on the calendar.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo momma so fat, she saw a schoolbus full of white kids and yelled "Stop That Twinkie!!"
Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.
Yo mama so ugly she's the reason the snow melts
yo momma so stupid she thought quarterback was a refund kickass4days
Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door
Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale
Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".
Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub
Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass of of me.
Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.
Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here
Your mamma is so fat I shot the bitch and lard came out.
Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!
Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!
Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of it
Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!
Yo momma so ugly she ain't got no friends!
Yo momma so fat she had to say good bye to the world!
Please click kickass I only 6. Please ;)yo mam is sooooo hairy she uses he knuckles as pom-poms
!!!!!!Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Your mamma is so black when she went outside the street lights came on
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mum so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.
-kickass if you get it!Yo momma so dumb she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
ur momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean, the ocean jumped out and said "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo momma is do dumb when two robbers stole her tv she chased after them saying you forgot the remote
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Submitted by ajay.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Your momma's so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way.
Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...
Your momma's so smelly even dogs dont smell her.
Your momma's so smelly she was playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left.
Your momma's so Smelly her poop is glad to escape.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
yo momma so dam fat I pictured her in my head & the b*tch broke my neck
Yo mommas like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows
Yo Momma so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway
Your mom's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
Yo momma so fat, her shadow puts dents in the ground.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Your mom is like a hoagie, she gets all kinds of meat!
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
Yo Momma is soo poor. I saw her kicking a tin can up the street the other day. When I asked her what she was doing she replied......moving house!
Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl
Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs
Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner
Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, then comes back for more.
Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.
Your momma's so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way.
Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...
Your momma's so smelly even dogs dont smell her.
Your momma's so smelly she was playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left.
Your momma's so Smelly her poop is glad to escape.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!Yo mamma's so stupid, she uses hair spray to clean her pet rabbit!
Your mom is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years
Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!
Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!
Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!
Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME
Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".
Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus
Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes
Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!
Yo mamma is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck.
Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big bitch"
Yo Momma is so fat, when she fell on the railroad they had to save the train!
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT... We are very concerned about her health
Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama's so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light!
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!
Yo mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!
Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
Yo mama's so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends!
Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!
Yo mama's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."!
Yo mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
yo mama so small when your dad went to sit on the cooch he sat on your mom
Submitted by mitche longstan.
Yo Momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo mama so stupid,she brought a lipstick
To a makeup test.Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so poor she went to Mcdonald's and tried to put a shake on layaway.
Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo mamma so skinny and small, she uses a watch for a belt.
Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!
Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!
Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!
Yo mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo Mama so black that when the cops shot at her at night the bullets come back for flashlights.
Yo Momma so ugly Hello Kitty Said goodbye!
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Submitted by ajay.
Yo mamma Is so ugly she maid an onion cry
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
What do you call a 12 year old chinese prostitute? Sum Yung Ho
Yo Momma so stupid when she went for a blood test she asked if she could have time to study
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so dumb she put the keys of the keyboard in alphabetical order
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.
Yo Momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
yo mamma is so fat she does not even fit in this joke
Yo mama is like a vacuum, you turn her on, she sucks and blows, then gets laid in the closet
Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door
Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale
Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".
Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub
Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass of of me.
Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.
Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here
Your mamma is so fat I shot the bitch and lard came out.
Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!
Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!
Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of it
Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.Yo momma so dum she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps for
Yo mamma so hairy when she lifted her armpit she said, "Welcome to the jungle."
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Submitted by ajay.
Yo mamas so fat she eats cereal with a shovel
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo Momma so fat, she walked in front of the TV, and I missed 3 episodes.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.
yo mama so short
she hooked up with legosYour moms like a bowling ball she gets fingered,waxed,pushed down the gutter,still comes back for more
Yo Momma is so short that when she smokes weed she can't even get high.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mamma so dumb,she went to a donut shop and complained that their was a hole in her donut
Yo momma's so fat when god said let there be light he meant for your mom to move out of the way.
Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
Yo Momma's so poor she tried soul food
Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
Yo Momma's is so poor that your tits are real
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama so stupid,she thought NICKLEBACK was a refund.
Yo Mama is soooo ugly the only time she ever got near a man was when she visited the Lincoln memorial.
Yo mama so ugly she makes buttholes look pretty
yo mamma so stupid we caught her looking over a glass wall.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo Momma so fat, she doesn't need cell service she's worldwide.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mamma so poor she had one shoe on, and when someone asked her, "Did you lose your shoe?" She said, "No, I found one."
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.
your mama so nasty when she smiles everyone screams I can't believe its not butter
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo momma is so old, Jesus signed her yearbook.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo Momma so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck!
Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford food stamps.
Your momma so fat...She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
Yo mama is so stupid when she shoved to batteries up her butt she said I got the power
Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo momma is so stupid when she found out she lost her virginity, she went and looked for it.
Yo mama so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo momma is so old she knew the Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out
Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
yo momma is such a fatty that when she sat on konrad it made him as small as tic tac
Yo momma's so fat, when she died in Call of Duty, the other player got a 10 kill streak!
Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on
Yo Mama's so fat she throws up gravy
Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer
Yo Mama's so fat it's not funny
Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way
Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign
Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla loox like an action figure
Yo Mama's so fat she needs a wide load stiker on her butt
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.Yo momma is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
1. Yo mom is so fat, she had to wear a parachute as prom dress.
2. Yo mom was so ugly when she was born, we had to feed her with a slingshot.
3. Yo mom is so nasty when she went to taco-bell, everyone started running for the border.
4. Yo mom is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and the b*tch still come back for more !!
5. Yo mom is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.Yo momma so hairy that she make Bigfoot look bald!
Yo momma is so fat that her splash attack does damage!
Yo momma is so black she went to night school and was marked absent
Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV
Your momma's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up
Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl
Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V
Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key
Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View
Your momma's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls
Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door
Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale
Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".
Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub
Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass of of me.
Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.
Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here
Your mamma is so fat I shot the bitch and lard came out.
Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!
Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!
Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of it
Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!
Yo mama so ugly, your dad brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store she starved
YO MAMA IS LIKE A BRICK.
SHE DIRTY.
SHE FLAT ON BOTH SIDES
AND SHE GET LAID BY MEXICAN.
OOOOOOOOOOH.Yo momma so fat when God said "let there be light" he asked your mom to get out of the God dame way!
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
To momma is so old that the candles for her birthday cake cost more than the cake.
yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama is so dumb, where it said, "Do not write here" on her application, she wrote "Ok."
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo moma so fat when she fell off a cliff the cliff got hurt.
Yo mammas so fat she went to the theatre and sat next to everyone
Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.
Yo momma is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex
Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
Your momma's so greasy the chip shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.
Your momma's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
Your momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid.
Your momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off.
Your momma's so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forhead.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
yo mommas so fat when Santa comes down the chimley he saids ho ho holy shit..........
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Your momma is so nasty, she pours seawater down her pants just to keep the crabs fresh
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.
yo mama so fat that when she takes a shower her feet dont get wet
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so fat, her soup bowl came with a lifeguard.
yo mama is so fat that i took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing
your momma so old God forgot her name
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went the beach,
the whales sang ''WE ARE FAMILY''Yo mama so fat she left home in high heels and came back in flip flops
Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on
Yo Mama's so fat she throws up gravy
Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer
Yo Mama's so fat it's not funny
Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way
Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign
Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla loox like an action figure
Yo Mama's so fat she needs a wide load stiker on her butt
Yo momma so fat when she farts she causes global warming
Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.
Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so old, if I asked her to act her age, she'd die!
Yo mamma so ugly, she came in fourth at a beauty pageant and she was the only one who entered.
Yo Momma so fat
her belly button reaches home 15 minuets before herYo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
yo mama so fat
when she went to school she sits next to the entire classYour mom's so stupid she put paper on the tv and said "It's pay-per-view!!! (Paper view)
Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 405 freeway!!!!!
Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button!
Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn
Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the Bitch Got A group Discount
Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks
Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolles over and smokes a ham
Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion.
Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk dudes fill out of her ass
Yo mamma's got so many rolls she puts Brumby's out a business
Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!!
Yo mama is so stupid!!!! she yelled into a envelope bcuz she was trying to send a VOICEMAIL...
Yo mama so stupid... She returned a donut because it had a hole in it
Yo mama so stupid, she make the dudes from Jackass look like Einstein.
Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.
Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!!
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her
Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.
Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade.
Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.
Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater
Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
Yo momma so poor...When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone
Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years
Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!
Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!
Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!
Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME
Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".
Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus
Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes
Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!
Yo mamma is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck.
Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big bitch"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"
Yo mama so dumb that she had went on the other side of a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo mama is so fat that when she had sex she was the mans blanket
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
yo momma so ugly, she scared the hell out of satan
Yo Momma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
o mama’s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama’s arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama’s mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama’s so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama’s so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama’s so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama’s so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama’s so flat she’s jealous of the wall!
Yo mama’s so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama’s so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama’s so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama’s so bald you can see whats on her mind!
Submitted by ravi.
Yo mamma so fat that when she fell in love she broke it! (air horns go off in the background)
yo momma is so fat, the last time she jumped rope, little kids in China were hiding under their desks.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mamma's like a chicken coop; cocks fly in an out of her all day.
yo momma so old she was a waitress at The Last Supper!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
Yo Momma's so poor she tried soul food
Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
Yo Momma's is so poor that your tits are real
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space
Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.
Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio
Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again
Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!
Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please
Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.
Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target
Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.
Yo Momma so ugly, even hello kitty says good bye.
Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years
Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!
Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!
Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!
Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME
Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".
Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus
Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes
Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!
Yo mamma is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck.
Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big bitch"
Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out
Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Your momma so fat...I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama so black that when she jumped into the pool it turned into coffee.
Yo Momma is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo Momma so ugly Even barney didn't say I love You
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
yo momma is so fat when she steped on the scales it said to be continued
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
yo mama so white she makes casper look black
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
You mama's so FAT even Dora couldn't explore her!!!
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama is so fat she she said that she wanted a water bed and they had to put a blanket over the ocean
Yo mama is so old that the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Tuesday, 23 February 2016
Yo Mama Jokes
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