Communication Jokes

• If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.




• Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number.

• You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

• I don't want you to feel like you can't express yourself, but I do want you to stop talking.

• The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk.

• Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.

• I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story.

• Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them.

• If you say "I knew you were going to say that" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings.

• Take my advice — I'm not using it.

• Text him again. He probably just forgot that he's in love with you.

• I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself.

• Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful.

• My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!

• Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.

• Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.

• Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

• I like the sound of you not talking.

• Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

• Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business...