Mistake Jokes

• Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.




• Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today.

• Turning vegan is a big missed steak.

• Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

• I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions.

• Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

• Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

• Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support for a lifetime.

• For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.

• Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

• I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.

• Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

• Oh... Sorry... Did you mistake me for someone who cares?

• I'm never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!

• If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

• No one is listening until you make a mistake.

• To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.

• I accidentally took an extra step when I reached the top of the stairs and now I'm in a marching band.

• We must pay for the mistakes of our youth… at the drugstore.

• If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

• Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it...