Condom Jokes

• A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?




• A salesman, who getting ready for his next trip, asks his wife to include a condom in his suitcase. His wife instantly asks why.. He replies, " Just a reminder if I want to try something different." She grabs a bar of soap, drops it into one of his socks, swings it in the air, and WHAM !!!! swings it up between his balls..... After much pain, and gathering his composure, asks.... "Why the hell did you do that?" She replies,,, " Just a reminder if you want to try something different"

• A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand: 'Olympic Condoms.' Impressed, he buys a pack. Upon arriving home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. 'Olympic condoms?' she blurts. 'What makes them so special? ''They're in three colors,' he replies, 'gold, silver, and bronze.''What color are you planning on wearing tonight?' she asks cheekily.'Why, gold, of course,' says the man proudly.'Really?' she responds. 'Why don't you wear the silver tonight? It'd be nice if you came second for a change.'

• One day at the pharmacy a man walked in with a troubled look on his face. The pharmacist noticed and asked if he could help him. The man replys, "I'm looking for some condoms." The pharmacist asked, "Do you know what size you are?" The man said, "Well...not exactly."The pharmacist pulls out from behind his counter a board with aligned holes on it, going from big to small. He tells the man to go in the bathroom and test it to see what size he is.The man walks into the bathroom. An hour later the man walks out and says, "Forget the condoms, how much is the board?